Tag Archives: The Hamster from ZOT

The Ham from ZOT:Israeli Peppers

  MEOW Agent 26: “Those sheep are off limits and invading a Bayat Keneset yard” Sheep 1: “I ate the Israeli grass again.” Sheep 2: “ha ha” Arab Goat: “If you buy Israeli peppers in Lebanon it’s bad but if you steal Israeli grass it’s okay.” Arab Goat: “Aaabbbaaas says it’s not the produce, It’s […]

The Ham from ZOT: Arab Land Grab in Jerusalem

Page 1 MEOW Agent 26 on her cat perch, looking through binoculars at the Jerusalem hillside: “Ah!” MEOW Agent 26 on the Computer and Cell phone: “Yes, Agents could be U.N. Or Rat Moving Company. ”Skype ZOT Agent 8: “This looks like we need someone from ZOT. ”Mrs. Whiskers is cleaning the girl’s room while […]

The Ham from ZOT:webbots

Page 1 Marching Spider Robots and a spider hanging from a thread:”www” ZOT headquarters, Agent 2 (the Boss) speaking to his secretary Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums): “How is that Agent 33 working out in replacing Agent 71?” Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums): “Oh, that Sparrow?” “She seems fine now.” Agent 2 (the Boss): “She has limited […]