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Anatomy of a cat fight

15/07/2011 – י״ד בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – י״ד בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – 02:48

Anatomy of a cat fight Page 1

Anatomy of a cat fight

Yellow Tabby: “Would you please share?”
Ragu: “I ate so much of Mr. Whisker’s cat food I’m so full and yet I’m apprehensive in leaving.”
Yellow Tabby: “Obviously you’re stuffed and can’t eat anymore.”
Ragu: “” Yes.”
Yellow Tabby: “Surely you could let me have the last bit.”
Ragu: “I could however I am not willing.”
Yellow Tabby: “You are so territorial you know Mr. Whiskers would want me to have some.”
Ragu: “You displaced the cat before you… You’re trying to displace me… and you never share with others.”

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Angry Yellow Tabby: ” I will get the liberal world to see you as evil… and then I will claim the ledge. Anything the media says people will believe.”
Ragu: “What makes you think anyone would believe you… You have no credibility.”
Both cats hiss at each other:
The Door opens and a Man shouts: “Shut!”
The Door Slams shut.
Ragu: “Well that was a lose -lose situation.”

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Yellow Tabby: “Listen mouth, why don’t you go on YouTube for a while and suck your brains out.”
Ragu: “You are so dumb; I bet you watch YouTube all day and don’t accomplish anything.”
Tellow Tabby: “What makes you think I can afford internet?”
Ragu: “Oh no… I suppose you just piggyback.”
Yellow Tabby: “You are a territorial Troll. It’s all your fault.”
Ragu: “I am not a Troll.”
Yellow Tabby: ” Troll, troll, Troll, Troll.”
Ragu: “Democrat!”

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Angry Yellow Tabby: “Meretz!”
Angry Yellow Tabby and Angry Ragu: “So insulting!”
Mr. Whiskers carrying two bags of cat food: “Stop it! What a racket. Here’s more food.”
Yellow Tabby is eating the cat food and Ragu is protecting his bag.
Black bird to Mr. Whiskers: You understand that positive reinforcement is being used to give them more and more cat food.”
Yellow tabby: “Military Escalation.”
Ragu: “psycho-babble.”

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Susy, the Boxer, sleeping in Bed

11/07/2011 – ט׳ בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – ט׳ בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – 06:08

Susy, the Boxer, sleeping in Bed

Susy, the Boxer, sleeping in Daniel’s Bed

Susy, the boxer, in the Circus

To comply with “non discrimination policies” our token DOG.

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The Bird Cage Liner Gazette – Chem Trails

04/07/2011 – ב׳ בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – ב׳ בתמוז ה׳תשע״א – 10:45

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette – Chem Trails

Southern California may succeed from North California… It’s the War of Southern Aggression that’s upon America–
The end of California as we know it?
Is this a premier for “Mexifornia”?
Will their new flag have an eagle holding a Black Bear in its very talons?Chem Trails pollute our air. (Picture of a jet flying overhead releasing chem trails)
Fibers, fungus, Air death clouds are being dispersed in our sky throughout America while the government and media moguls play golf… This has a reminiscence of Marie Antoinette. “Ze people have no air? So, let them die and remove the surplus population!” Who will come and save our Air and Water supplies before it’s too late?Where have all the Real Reporters gone?
The media doesn’t report the news anymore — The media has become propaganda — Twisted messages to tranquilize the people worldwide. Go on alternative web sites to actually get the news and read between the lines for the Truth.

Cold Fusion: The alternative energy resource originally discovered 22 years ago and was discredited by the Mafia Sacred Cows has reemerged with provable results. We must ask ourselves why would this great discovery be ignored when it could solve the world’s energy needs. Why indeed?

Giant four legged chicken — The new natural Vehicle — fertilize the earth while flying to work.