Neighborly Cookbook

04/04/2011 – כ״ט באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ט באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 15:15

Get you 2020 Election Antifa/BLM Special Buy Now! It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook Book’ “Tired of your lousy neighbor?” “Cook them with potatoes.” “Economical and delicious.” ₪50
“Tired of your lousy neighbor?” “Cook them with potatoes.” “Economical and delicious.” The Neighborly Cookbook: Cooking with the Supernatural World Political Cartoon-Arutz Sheva 13December2015

The Neighborly Cookbook Cooking with the Supernatural World Authored by Suzanne Schulman/Butterfield ISBN/EAN13: 1495436284 / 9781495436284 https://www.createspace.com/4653617	Buy from Amazon.com
The Neighborly Cookbook, Cooking with the Supernatural World combines a real life useful cookbook with excellent recipes and tips while juxtaposed fantasy characters, the supernatural world and your Fairy godmother. Trolls, Halflings, Elves, Mermaids, Centaurs and Fairies: a real blast! Suzanne exceeds herself in creating a compilation of world wide favorite recipes to choose from much enjoyed by her family and friends alongside superb paintings and ink drawings.

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The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

28/03/2011 – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 10:25

In honor of Johnathan Pollard and the other Prisoners of Zion

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended.
Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.”
Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!”
Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: “Always too many stairs.”
Beauregard to Cat: “Dang hamsters have gone through the secret terminal.”
Cat: “Use your Phaser!”
Beauregard fires his Phaser at the hamsters.”
Two Cat Guards with Phasers march Agents 8 and 87 to their Dungeon Cells. Guard: “Forward!”
Agent 8: “Don’t worry… We will escape.”
Agent 87: “Yes 8″
Fat Campbell Soup Children to Ronald McDonald: “Hey…Are they torturing you?”
Thin Ronald McDonald: “yeah thy only give me Campbell’s Soup.”
Fat Campbell Soup Child: “What! Oh that’s funny…They only been giving us McBurgers.”

Blessed be Israel Freedom for Gilad Shalit!

Rocky7425 29July2008

BoxerBros Productions – Jonathan Pollard – ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

boxerbroscom 12January2011

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Return to regular routine

28/03/2011 – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 05:48

After every terrorist attack we need to return to our regular routines

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV.
Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!”
The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV.
Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.”
A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… 9:00 tonight.’
Child Porcupine to Mother: “Mon, Can I stay home tomorrow?”
Mother sighs.
Bird on Cell phone: “Dan… 9:00 at Yossi’s place tonight.”
Poker Game: ” Oy..Doris!!!.. Do we have any more beer?!”

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Israel Stands Up against Terror

“When terror attempts to disrupt our way of life, the best solution is to get back to normal as quickly as possible, Jerusalem’s mayor says.

by Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu and Hezki Ezra Adar Bet 17, 5771, 23 March2011 http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/143093
“When terror attempts to disrupt our way of life, the best solution is to get back to normal as quickly as possible,” Jerusalem Mayor Barkat said after Wednesday‘s terrorist bomb attack that killed one woman and wounded 50 others.

“It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible… Events in Jerusalem will not be cancelled and Jerusalem will not stop running,” he said. The annual Jerusalem Marathon will take place on Friday as scheduled.

Jerusalem Mayor Barkat at the Scene of the Terror Attack

At least one of the injured is an American studying at a seminary in Jeursalem. She underwent surgery Wednesday evening, and people are requested to recite Psalms for Leah Brachah Bas Shoshana Basya.