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An Israeli vacuum cleaner

06/04/2011 – ב׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – ב׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – 08:43

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning”
Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?”
Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.”
Mother looking at the vacuum: wow
Mother ties the vacuum to her hand cart: “Let’s go home and vacuum!”
At home the vacuum is set up and ready to go. Mother turns it on and everything is sucked into the vacuum. The Girls are holding onto each other for dear life and the Hamster is holding onto the chair..

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Neighborly Cookbook

04/04/2011 – כ״ט באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ט באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 15:15

Get you 2020 Election Antifa/BLM Special Buy Now! It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook Book’ “Tired of your lousy neighbor?” “Cook them with potatoes.” “Economical and delicious.” ₪50
“Tired of your lousy neighbor?” “Cook them with potatoes.” “Economical and delicious.” The Neighborly Cookbook: Cooking with the Supernatural World Political Cartoon-Arutz Sheva 13December2015

The Neighborly Cookbook Cooking with the Supernatural World Authored by Suzanne Schulman/Butterfield ISBN/EAN13: 1495436284 / 9781495436284 https://www.createspace.com/4653617	Buy from Amazon.com
The Neighborly Cookbook, Cooking with the Supernatural World combines a real life useful cookbook with excellent recipes and tips while juxtaposed fantasy characters, the supernatural world and your Fairy godmother. Trolls, Halflings, Elves, Mermaids, Centaurs and Fairies: a real blast! Suzanne exceeds herself in creating a compilation of world wide favorite recipes to choose from much enjoyed by her family and friends alongside superb paintings and ink drawings.

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The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

28/03/2011 – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 10:25

In honor of Johnathan Pollard and the other Prisoners of Zion

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended.
Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.”
Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!”
Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: “Always too many stairs.”
Beauregard to Cat: “Dang hamsters have gone through the secret terminal.”
Cat: “Use your Phaser!”
Beauregard fires his Phaser at the hamsters.”
Two Cat Guards with Phasers march Agents 8 and 87 to their Dungeon Cells. Guard: “Forward!”
Agent 8: “Don’t worry… We will escape.”
Agent 87: “Yes 8″
Fat Campbell Soup Children to Ronald McDonald: “Hey…Are they torturing you?”
Thin Ronald McDonald: “yeah thy only give me Campbell’s Soup.”
Fat Campbell Soup Child: “What! Oh that’s funny…They only been giving us McBurgers.”