Category Archives: Politics

Politics that effect life in Israel and the lives of the Political Low Life, Scum bag Turkeys; I mean Politicians

The White House Intern

White house male intern:”Mr. President sorry, to interrupt. But we are trying to schedule plans for August.” Obama watching Basketball on TV: hum.” Say, have my popularity ratings gone up yet?” Intern: “Well Sir, I’ll have to find out for you. We wanted to know if you were planning anything special for August. Obama: “Since […]

Osama Bin Laden declared dead on May 1

TV news announcer: “It has been confirmed that Osama Bin Ladin has been killed today… public Enemy #1…” Osama Bin Ladin: “Where am I? Why is the line so long?” Person in line: “I’m not sure but I believe I died.” Osama Bin Ladin: “there must be some mistake, I’m much too important to be […]

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]