Monthly Archives: April 2011 – ב׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning” Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?” Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.” Mother looking at the vacuum: wow Mother ties […]

Neighborly Cookbook

Get you 2020 Election Antifa/BLM Special   It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook […]