Return to regular routine

28/03/2011 – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ב באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 05:48

After every terrorist attack we need to return to our regular routines

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV.
Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!”
The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV.
Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.”
A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… 9:00 tonight.’
Child Porcupine to Mother: “Mon, Can I stay home tomorrow?”
Mother sighs.
Bird on Cell phone: “Dan… 9:00 at Yossi’s place tonight.”
Poker Game: ” Oy..Doris!!!.. Do we have any more beer?!”

Arutz Sheva http://www.israelnationalnews.com/

Israel Stands Up against Terror

“When terror attempts to disrupt our way of life, the best solution is to get back to normal as quickly as possible, Jerusalem’s mayor says.

by Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu and Hezki Ezra Adar Bet 17, 5771, 23 March2011 http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/143093
“When terror attempts to disrupt our way of life, the best solution is to get back to normal as quickly as possible,” Jerusalem Mayor Barkat said after Wednesday‘s terrorist bomb attack that killed one woman and wounded 50 others.

“It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible… Events in Jerusalem will not be cancelled and Jerusalem will not stop running,” he said. The annual Jerusalem Marathon will take place on Friday as scheduled.

Jerusalem Mayor Barkat at the Scene of the Terror Attack

At least one of the injured is an American studying at a seminary in Jeursalem. She underwent surgery Wednesday evening, and people are requested to recite Psalms for Leah Brachah Bas Shoshana Basya.

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The Ham from ZOT: Happy Purim 5771

16/03/2011 – י״א באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – י״א באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 17:47

Ham from ZOT-Purim-5771

Agent 2 (the Boss) wearing a Cat mask: “Meow.”
Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums) is scared and Mad!: “*@*^%$^&!!!”
Agent 87: “Oh my.”

Purim shopping on Ben Yehudah St. Jerusalem March 2011

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The Ham from ZOT: What’s wrong Mom?

15/03/2011 – י׳ באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – י׳ באדר ב׳ ה׳תשע״א – 18:44

Mother to her daughter Spice: “Ever since we’ve moved I have lost my identity, I’m suffering from memory loss… I’m in a downturn.”
“When I was young I’d be able to pet my cat… but I’m so allergic to them and we’re not allowed a cat or dog here.”
Agent 71(Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Suddenly I feel discounted.”
The Daughters; Sugar and Spice: “Do you like Ulpan?”
Mother: “Sigh… the teacher started telling us that in Hebrew (Semitic languages) there’s no “am, is,and are” it doesn’t exist… and there’s no present.”
Agent 71: “No presents! Does this mean I don’t get anything for my birthday?”
Mother: “If people only think about the past and the future… then they miss out on the NOW. Could this be a key to the problems in the Middle East?”

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Agent 71 here… I need to report to 5.”
Agent 71: “Hello 5, some more key info.”
Agent 71: “The humans are starting to think the problems in the Middle East stem from no presents.”
Agent 5 hangs up the phone.
Agent 5 hands Agent 71’s report to Agent 2. Agent 2:”Perhaps Agent 71 does need that vacation… or therapy.”