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Get Rich! Parshat HaMan

Tuesday, 22 January 2013 Today! Say “Parshat HaMan” to Insure a Good Income Don’t forget to say “Parshat HaMan” today: Segula* (spiritual invoking ploy) for a good income – on the Tuesday of the Parshat Beshalach week, our sages tell us that it’s an opportune time to recite “Parshat HaMan”, the story of the manna, […]

Dungeons and Dragons

Agent 26 contacts Z.O.T. H.Q. and was asked to send in her monthly report. 8 hours later. She finishes off her calculations and sends it off to Z.O.T. Agent 26: “Sigh all done.” Mrs. Whiskers daughters walk through the front door with their friends. Sugar: “Hi Mom!” Agent 26: “No!” Sugar raiding the Refrigerator: “What’s […]

The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone

Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills. Phone rings. “We’re sending in a ‘drone’ be on the look-out over” Agent 26: “copy, Roger.” “hum – sending in a ‘drone’ humm.” 3 hours later, 3 more hours later Page 2 Drone: “Hey Bud just checking in.” Agent 26: “Huh?” Agent 26: “Where are […]