The Answer 2

22/05/2011 – י״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – י״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – 03:31
The Answer 2

The Answer 2


Pickles, an Orange Tabby: “Read’n that psychology book again Moshiko?”
Moshiko a Siamese cat: “Yes, pickles… I’m still reading.”
Moshiko: “Cats that read books are more successful in life. My Dad loved to read every day. May he rest in peace.”
Pickles: “Have you figured out the answer to your problem yet?”
Pickles: “Maybe it’s a chemical imbalance of the brain or an allergy?”
Moshiko: “Admitting I’m powerless over my problem is the first step to recovery. I just haven’t picked out which problem to recover from yet.”
 
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The Answer

19/05/2011 – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – 05:35
The Answer

The Answer


Pickles an Orange Tabby: What’s wrong?”
Moshiko a Siamese cat: “I read these psychology book… I thought I’d find the answer to all my problems.”
Moshiko: “I tried blaming others for my troubles and found out…It didn’t help solve what’s bothering me.”
Moshiko: “then I blamed myself and this didn’t help solve my problems,”
“And then I realized my problems were so bad,”
“That I wasn’t sure about what they really were.”
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The Ham from ZOT: The Escape

19/05/2011 – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – 05:18
Ham from ZOT The Escape

Ham from ZOT The Escape

Cat 1 and Cat 2 at M.E.O.W. headquarters (see Secret Orders).
In the Dungeon of M.E.O.W. headquarters are Agents 8 and 87. Agent 87 in her own cell. “8… I think we need to escape tonight.”
In a separate cell, are a Migrating Bird and Agent 8. Agent 8: “All right 87 that laser knife cut the bars enough… we’ll have to wing it.”
Bird: “Did someone say wing it?”
Agent 87: “Tonight then.”
Guard walking by cell. Agent 8: “Are you ready?”
Agent 87: “Now or never.”
Agent 8: “Okay.”
Bird: “Take me with you.”
The three of them are escaping.
Agent 8 and 87 are on the back of the Bird. Agent 87: “Thank heavens we’re out. The food was terrible.”
Agent 8: “At least we got a flight out without going through security.”
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