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Dungeons and Dragons

20/01/2013 – י׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – י׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – 17:22

Dungeons and Dragons-Page 1

Agent 26 contacts Z.O.T. H.Q. and was asked to send in her monthly report.
8 hours later. She finishes off her calculations and sends it off to Z.O.T.
Agent 26: “Sigh all done.”
Mrs. Whiskers daughters walk through the front door with their friends.
Sugar: “Hi Mom!”
Agent 26: “No!”
Sugar raiding the Refrigerator: “What’s for Dinner?”
Spice: “These are good.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Yes, I made Spaghetti.”
Sugar: “We can start D & D after the cookies.”

Dungeons and Dragons-Page 2

Mrs. Whiskers: “Poor Kitty doesn’t understand a sleep-over party.”
Agent 26: “Who are these human females?”
Sugar: “Thanks Mom.”
Agent 26: “How long are they staying for?”
Agent 26: “Say this isn’t happening.”
Girls: “Yammer, Yammer Yammer”
Spice holding Agent 26: “Let’s set everything up.”
Agent 26: “Noooooo!”
Spice and friends: “Shopping!”
Sugar: “Alright, we have to start by shopping for the equipment for the journey.”
2 hours have pasted.
Sugar: “OK, We have our gear. Now, we choose which way we go. You can go on the East road or the West.”
Agent 26: “I’m just wanting to GET OUT!”

Dungeons and Dragons-Page 3

4 hours later Agent 26 hides under a bed. Sunrise, everyone is asleep.
Agent 26 looking dead tired: “meeeeeoooo.”
Agent 26: “I may need a new place to stay, must contact H.Q.”
Drone: “Just reporting in.”

Dungeons and Dragons-Page 4

Drone: “What is the matter?”
Agent 26: “No Sleep.”
Agent 26: “3 girls came for a ‘sleep-over’ ugh.”
Drone: “You look terrible.”
Drone: “I think you need to find out when they are going home.”
Agent 26: “You think I can just go up to Mrs. W and ask?”
Drone: “Did you over hear anything?”
Agent 26: “Yes actually, they are leaving this afternoon.”
Agent 26: “I don’t know which was worse, when they left for 2 weeks – or the sudden all nighters?”
Agent 26: “The worst was Spice kept me on her lap while they played D & D all night.”
Drone: “Well, when they go you can sleep all Shabbat.”
Agent 26: “Shabbat!”

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The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone

18/01/2013 – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – 04:09

Kichi is waiting for the Israeli Killer Drone to wipe out the Arab Sheep

Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills.
Phone rings. “We’re sending in a ‘drone’ be on the look-out over”
Agent 26: “copy, Roger.” “hum – sending in a ‘drone’ humm.”
3 hours later, 3 more hours later

The Israeli Killer Drone arrives. It is a Bee!

Page 2
Drone: “Hey Bud just checking in.”
Agent 26: “Huh?”
Agent 26: “Where are you?”
Drone: “Next to your paw.”
Agent 26: “They said they were sending in a ‘drone’!”
Drone: “They did.”
Drone: “They (H.Q.) had to cut back in expenses by the way, I am a drone.”
Agent 26: “The Sheep are on the hill… That way.”
Drone: “Right”
Drone: “I’m armed – it’s a sting operation.”
Agent 26: “Glad your’re on our side and Bee sweet.”

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The Ham from ZOT:The sheep return

16/01/2013 – ה׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – ה׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – 14:53

Ham from ZOT-The sheep return Page 1
The sheep return Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills and says to himself, “Oh I say.” Then, “Meow!” Mrs. Whiskers hears kitty and opens the window for Kichi and thinks to herself, “Kitty just loves that window,” while Kichi (agent 26) hops out, she flips open her cell phone, “Yes, this is 26, the sheep are back. Right they’re just eating the grass. Response from Z.O.T. Headquarters: “We’ll send a surveillance bird for now, just stay calm, over and out.” Agent 26, “copy, Roger.”
Ham from ZOT-The sheep return Page 2
Page 2 She thinks, “surveillance bird…my @$$.” She starts to jump all over the room playing with her cat toys and running around the apartment. Mrs. Whiskers drying the dishes thinks, “The cat’s so crazy, I wonder what brings on her little fits.” Kichi goes on Skype and talks to Agent 8 (a hamster friend that works at Z.O.T.). “Hey 8, I want some action, I’m so frustrated, just got out of the gym.” Agent 8 responds, “Yes 26 I know what you mean, they have me on switchboard duty today, what’s a ham to do?”
Kichi in the gym	Kichi in the window