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The Ham from ZOT: Israeli Killer Drone

18/01/2013 – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – 04:09

Kichi is waiting for the Israeli Killer Drone to wipe out the Arab Sheep

Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills.
Phone rings. “We’re sending in a ‘drone’ be on the look-out over”
Agent 26: “copy, Roger.” “hum – sending in a ‘drone’ humm.”
3 hours later, 3 more hours later

The Israeli Killer Drone arrives. It is a Bee!

Page 2
Drone: “Hey Bud just checking in.”
Agent 26: “Huh?”
Agent 26: “Where are you?”
Drone: “Next to your paw.”
Agent 26: “They said they were sending in a ‘drone’!”
Drone: “They did.”
Drone: “They (H.Q.) had to cut back in expenses by the way, I am a drone.”
Agent 26: “The Sheep are on the hill… That way.”
Drone: “Right”
Drone: “I’m armed – it’s a sting operation.”
Agent 26: “Glad your’re on our side and Bee sweet.”

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The Ham from ZOT:The sheep return

16/01/2013 – ה׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – ה׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״ג – 14:53

Ham from ZOT-The sheep return Page 1
The sheep return Agent 26 is staring out the window at the hills and says to himself, “Oh I say.” Then, “Meow!” Mrs. Whiskers hears kitty and opens the window for Kichi and thinks to herself, “Kitty just loves that window,” while Kichi (agent 26) hops out, she flips open her cell phone, “Yes, this is 26, the sheep are back. Right they’re just eating the grass. Response from Z.O.T. Headquarters: “We’ll send a surveillance bird for now, just stay calm, over and out.” Agent 26, “copy, Roger.”
Ham from ZOT-The sheep return Page 2
Page 2 She thinks, “surveillance bird…my @$$.” She starts to jump all over the room playing with her cat toys and running around the apartment. Mrs. Whiskers drying the dishes thinks, “The cat’s so crazy, I wonder what brings on her little fits.” Kichi goes on Skype and talks to Agent 8 (a hamster friend that works at Z.O.T.). “Hey 8, I want some action, I’m so frustrated, just got out of the gym.” Agent 8 responds, “Yes 26 I know what you mean, they have me on switchboard duty today, what’s a ham to do?”
Kichi in the gym	Kichi in the window