Zorro the Cat and three Senioritas

07/12/2010 – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – 09:06
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Three senoritas find Zorro the Cat to be very interesting

Zorro the Cat and the three senoritas

Singing Cat: “Let me tell you friends about eh legendary Sephardic folk here… El Zorro!”
Three single female Sephardic Cats admireing Zorro.
Cat 1: ” He’s so handsome.”
Cat 2: “Ah Zorro!”
Cat 3: “And unmarried.”
As Zorro tries to runs away, Cat 3: “One Minute Senior Zorro.” she grabs him. “Oh Senior you are so so…”
Zorro: “Uh…”
Cat 2: “Oh Senior Zorro you must come for dinner.”
Zorro: “Er…”
Cat 3: “The nerve! He is mine!”
The Two Cats are fighting among themselves.
Cat 1: “Oh Zorro.” as Zorro runs away.
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Celestial Operator

07/12/2010 – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – 08:11
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Desperate Mom calls the Celestial Operator to contact her son.

Mom goes to any length to contact her son.

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet.
Mr. Whiskers teenage daughter, Sugar and his wife at home.
Sugar to her mother who is very sad: “Why’er so sad Mom?”
Mom: “I miss your brothers. I use to talk to Alex every day to find out if David was alright!’
Sugar puts her iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) down on the table. Sugar: “here… use my iBall, don’t worry, I’ll dial.”
Sugar to iBall: “Hum… Egity Peggity Poogity pottity.”
iBall showing ‘Pacman Bell®’: “Username and Password.”
Sugar: “Cutiefudge, Chocolate 41.”
Mom thinking: ‘I’m suppose to remember all this!?’
Celestial Operator: “This is the Celestial Operator. What planet please?”
Mom, crying: “Well, you see my son hasn’t been returning my calls or my e-mails… I’m so worried about him… ever since we made Aliyah and you know the boys stayed in the States… the time difference, it’s so hard to catch him.”
Celestial Operator: “I see you’re dialing from Earth?”
“So you wanted to call what number please.”
Mom: “We moved to Jerusalem and he’s in L.A. – Los Angeles, CA 818-268-4071 He’s really such a good boy.”
Celestial Operator: “Thank you for choosing ‘Pacman Bell®.”
Alex is on the iBall: “Mom!”
Mom is very happy.
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Enterprising Cats and Dogs

03/12/2010 – כ״ו בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – כ״ו בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – 14:31
Outsiders trying to control our city.
A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships, as in a 18th Century British Naval frigate or Whaler.
An American Dog walks past: “Ha, Ha, Ha, Haah Ha, Ha, Ha Ha”
Captain Cat: “Battle Stations Mr. Mew all paws on deck!”
Mr. Meow: “Shore leave is canceled!”
This garbage can is CAT territory...
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American Dog: “Hey! Well how are you all doing? Just pay-n a neighborly visit… Friends.”
Captain Cat: “Battle Stations Man the canons.”
Mr. Meow: “This garbage can is CAT territory…”
Cat: "Smiles too much."
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American Dog: “ha Ha Ha”
Captain Cat: “Go freeze yourself.”
Mr. Meow: “Not everyone that says they’re your friend…Is your friend.”
Cat: “Smiles too much.”
Strips: "Friend-shmend. It's over when they ask to borrow money."
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Strips: “Friend-shmend. It’s over when they ask to borrow money.”
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