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D. Banando Private Eye and the case of the Mysterious Ms. Dantman

09/12/2010 – ב׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״א – ב׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״א – 12:15

The Police question D. Banando Private Eye

The start of the great Donut Thief Case

A 1940’s Detective Novel.
The Door says: D. Banando P.I. Have claws will travel
Two Police Dogs walk into D. Banando’s office. Police Dog: “Bernando in?”
Miss Albrite, D. Banando’s blond secretary: “I’ll tell Mr. Banando you want’n to see him.” As she does her nails.
Miss Albrite to the intercom: ‘Mr. Banando, a Lieutenant Q is want’n to speak with yas.”
D. Banando: “Alright, Miss Albrite send him in.”
D. Banando hangs up his hat and coat on the coat rack next to the window and Thinks: ‘This place is a mess.’
The 2 Police Dogs walk in D. Banando’s office. One Officer is carrying a bag of Donuts. Lieutenant Q starts questions D. Banando: “Bernando… we’re got some missing persons reported… anything unusual happening…” “let us knows if you find out anything.”
As the officers leave his office, D. Banando: “the name’s Banando – Yes, I will.”
Later gun shots are fired at his office window at the coat rack. ‘Bang Bang!!’ The window blinds and window glass are shattered. The coat rack, hat and coat are on the floor.
Miss Albrite runs into D. Banando’s office looking shocked.
D. Banando: “Miss Albrite someone knows I’m on the case… and of course is afraid of my superior investigation skills.”
Miss Albrite: “Then why did they aim at the dummy?”
D. Banando: “That wasn’t funny.”

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The Mysterious Ms. Dantman visits D. Banando Private Eye

The 1940's Classic Private Eye Missing Person Case starts.

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The next day Ms. Dantman, a gorgeous sexy redhead with all the right curves, who is dressed in black with a large brimmed black hat and red turtleneck top, walks into D. Banando’s office. Ms. Dantman to Miss Albrite, who is dressed in a white sailors top with a blue pleated skirt: “I am Ms. Dantman to see Mr. Banando.”
Miss Albrite to the intercom: Mr. Banando, there’s a Ms. Dantman here to see yas.”
D. Banando: “Send her right in Miss. Albrite.”
Ms. Dantman walks into his office as Miss. Albrite laughs her head off.
D. Banando: “How can I help you Ms. Dantman?”
Ms. Dantman: “My Daughter’s dog and a dozen donuts have disappeared!”
D. Banando: “What?”
Ms. Dantman: “Yes, it was Friday evening… I was going to have guests over and I had sent my daughter out to walk the dog. The dog has disappeared and the next day… I noticed the donuts are gone as well! ”
“I know I could count on you Mr. Banando.”
D. Banando with a puzzled look on his face: “Why is that? Have a seat Ms. Dantman.”
Ms. Dantman: “Well you see, I only trust persons whose names are from the first half of the alphabet.”
D. Banando thinking: ‘Obviously she has heard of my talents as an investigator.’
Speaking to Ms. Dantman: “Have you gone to the Police?”
Ms. Dantman: “Oh… No they begin with P.”
D. Banando: “It will take money for me to begin.”
Ms. Dantman: “Oh, How unpleasant.”
D. Banando: “because it’s an M word?”
Ms. Dantman: “How about cash?”
D. Banando: “that will be fine. I will start right away.”
“Er… It looks like an ABC cut and dry case to me… Ms. Dantman.”

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Experience, that most brutal of teachers…

07/12/2010 – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – 10:34

Cats on a dumpster waiting for the trash

Dumpsters in Jerusalem Israel look like boats, so…

A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships, as in a 18th Century British Naval frigate or Whaler.
A crow is on the crosswalk sign as the lookout.
A cat that is dressed as the 18th Century Vice Admiral of the White, Horatio Nelson and his crew are waiting for someone to put a bag of trash in the dumpster.
A woman is carrying 2 bags of trash to the dumpster.
Lookout Crow: “ther she blows Cap-n!”
Captain Cat: “All paws on deck Mr. Mew! prepare to receive cargo…”

Someone was a raw recruit

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As the woman is tossing the bags into the dumpster a young cat is running to catch them.
Mr. Meow: “Watch yourself there kitty.”

The raw recruit get the trash and a lesson in Experience.

Thanks to C. S. Lewis – British Author

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Captain Cat: “Experience, that most brutal of teachers… but you learn my God, do you learn.”
Kitty: “Receiving Cap-n.”

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Zorro the Cat and three Senioritas

07/12/2010 – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – ל׳ בכסלו ה׳תשע״א – 09:06

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Three senoritas find Zorro the Cat to be very interesting

Zorro the Cat and the three senoritas

Singing Cat: “Let me tell you friends about eh legendary Sephardic folk here… El Zorro!”
Three single female Sephardic Cats admireing Zorro.
Cat 1: ” He’s so handsome.”
Cat 2: “Ah Zorro!”
Cat 3: “And unmarried.”
As Zorro tries to runs away, Cat 3: “One Minute Senior Zorro.” she grabs him. “Oh Senior you are so so…”
Zorro: “Uh…”
Cat 2: “Oh Senior Zorro you must come for dinner.”
Zorro: “Er…”
Cat 3: “The nerve! He is mine!”
The Two Cats are fighting among themselves.
Cat 1: “Oh Zorro.” as Zorro runs away.