Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before

04/01/2011 – כ״ט בטבת ה׳תשע״א – כ״ט בטבת ה׳תשע״א – 19:45
Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before
Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before
A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships.
Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away.
At sunset a cat that is dressed as the 18th Century Vice Admiral of the White, Horatio Nelson sits in the chair, while his crew, the other cats wait for the stars. As the star come out, the Captain thinks: ‘Space, the final frontier… These are the voyages of the star ship enterprise, To boldly go where no cat has gone before!’

Star Trek – TV intro (season 1) (1966)
As life imitates art. we found a chair in the trash, with the cats looking at it very closely in the afternoon. We are waiting for nightfall to see if Captain Cat sits in the chair and looks up at the sky.

As life imitates art. we found a chair in the trash, with the cats looking at it very closely in the afternoon. We are waiting for nightfall to see if Captain Cat sits in the chair and looks up at the sky.

אִם תִּרְצוּ, אֵין זוֹ אַגָדַה

If you will it, it is no dream. Theodor Herzl Altneuland [Old, New Land] (1902)
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Buy locally and save.

03/01/2011 – כ״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״א – כ״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״א – 19:30
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There may be an alternative locally

Buy locally and save, money, time, and stress

A Yeshiva in Jerusalem, Men are studying.
Somewhere in the world (China) a Siamese cat is taking an internet order: “You wish to purchase this product code # 389 269 5452 9 89… Tracking # 566 8666… And that will be $100 for extra shipping costs, insurance fees…. Taxes and currency exchange costs.”
A Plane flies overhead.
Supervisor Postal Cat: “We received this package via Deer mail… Please take this to Mr. Paws on Straus St. Via #3 bus in Jerusalem.. In Back of the secret home of Rav Baker.”
Postal Cat thinking: ‘ I wonder what’s inside. It says fragile.’
Supervisor Postal Cat: “We shall expect you back at 22:00.”
Postal Cat: ” Yes, Sir.”
Supervisor Postal Cat: “Once we finish, I want you to come stay for Shabbat.”
Alien looking at the 2 Cats: “Woow!” Beep
The Alien Spacecraft: “Shabbat! wow Beep.”
Postal Cat walking on the rooftops.
Postal Cat with his iPad to Mr. Paws: “Please put your paw print on the receipt.”
Mr. Paws with the Mystical Crystal iPhone. He tries and tries to turn it on. It does not work, ”Dead on Arrival”.
Mr. Paws puts it back in the box: “Err Grrrr Oh!”
Mr. Paws to his wife: “I tried to save money buying on E-Bay… but it’s too expensive to ship it back… It’s broken. I guess I need to buy it local.”
His Wife: ‘Oh, Expensive.”
Buy locally and save. You may find a equivalent product locally at a cheaper price and with less stress and worry if something goes wrong. Remember to include the cost of Shipping, Insurance, Customs, and the cost of shipping the product back if something goes wrong. Also it may take a month to get your product from America. It may have to be examined by customs, both here and in the States.
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The Ham from ZOT: information please

01/01/2011 – כ״ו בטבת ה׳תשע״א – כ״ו בטבת ה׳תשע״א – 21:32
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How Mr. Whisker gets his information

besides the internet which is the real news source, we have Mr. Whisker’s tooth. Something out of the 1970’s SEARCH TV series.

Alien taking photos.
Mr. Whiskers looking at his filling, He thinks: “My filling is going on again.”
Filling: “The Federal Reserve banks have decided to increase inflation of American currency by 15% as they are desperate to pay off debts to Siamese Cats. Big Bankers Case Mice are the enemy of the working poor.”
Mr. Whiskers: “I wonder… if I should put all my money in an Israeli Bank?”
Agent 71: “Oh… They’re so rude though.”
Filling: “Chase Mice has bought off 4 more failing banks in the United States… only the “Big Cats” have survived this year’s banking crisis.”
Fat Cat Banker: “Buy Everything!”
Mr. Whiskers: “I’m thinking of having this darn filling remove.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well then go to the Dentist.”
Mr. Whiskers: “then I’d have to actually go to the Dentist.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I guess you would.”
Agent 71 listening to the Filling. Filling: “Laid off squirrels have been seen with picket signs at many businesses today… The unions won’t be satisfied until their demands at Bud’s Market be met. Picketers have been harassing those who dare to cross the line in the parking lots this morning.”
Agent 71: Oh my gosh…. I need to speak directly to 2,4, or 7… Mr. Whisker’s tooth has more to report… American currency inflation at 15%… debt to Siamese Cats. Big Cats Chase Mice banks… Squirrels on strike… Union demands.”
Spice, Mr. Whisker’s daughter: “Why is hammy making so much noise?”
Agent 71: “Eek Eek Squeek Squak.”
Mr. Whiskers: “Oh Well… at least it’s not in video.”
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