Tag Archives: Life in Jerusalem

The Car Cover.com: The Ad

Three Birds sitting on a Tree Branch, Frankie: “Are you ready to rumble boys?” Second Bird: “Sure thing, Frankie.” A flock of Birds fly over cars making a mess overhead on all the cars. Car Covered in Chinese Elm tree sap and bird droppings. Car Owner: ” Oh yuck, My Car!” Announcer: “Keep your car […]

The Ham from ZOT: Men!!

The Monkey in chair is laughing at the tied up Alien. Mr. Whiskers at his computer: “It’s better for Israel to have a Christian running the White House than a Muslim.. Obama is in Ireland getting drunk. Tornadoes in the Midwest.” Sugar: “How do I look?” Spice: “Erm.” Sugar: “What??” Mother looking at the skirt: […]

The Answer 2

Pickles, an Orange Tabby: “Read’n that psychology book again Moshiko?” Moshiko a Siamese cat: “Yes, pickles… I’m still reading.” Moshiko: “Cats that read books are more successful in life. My Dad loved to read every day. May he rest in peace.” Pickles: “Have you figured out the answer to your problem yet?” Pickles: “Maybe it’s […]