Tag Archives: Life in Jerusalem

Israeli eggs

A Mother at Jerusalem Supermarket is putting produce on the counter. The Clerk is weighting the produce. Mother’s hand cart tips backwards spilling the carton of eggs on the floor. Mother: “No!” She picks up the carton of eggs: “The eggs!” She opens the carton of eggs: “Oh, are you alright?” 12 Israeli unbroken eggs […]

Neighborly Cookbook

Get you 2020 Election Antifa/BLM Special   It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up. The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook […]

Return to regular routine

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!” The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.” A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… […]