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The Ham from ZOT: The Birds

The Hamster from ZOT: The Birds Two dogs in a police Car driving by two cats. Yellow Tabby: “Any news?” Grey Tabby: “Nope.” Mr. Whiskers’ Tooth: “Japanese situation is much worse than is reported. Radiation has spread as far as Bulgaria where radioactive mushrooms have been discovered. Hawaiian Milk contaminated…” Agent 33: “Mr. Whiskers’ tooth […]

The Ham from ZOT: Hiring

Agent 36 and Agent 71 are sitting at ZOT headquarters. Agent 36: “71, I can’t believe you’re leaving H.Q. after all these years!” Agent 71: “Living in a cage for 2 years isn’t living.” Agent 71 looking at her retirement envelop: “I’m going to rent an apartment in Haifa and if I like it, I’ll […]

The Ham from ZOT: Let Us not forget who we are.

Aliens petting Monkey M.E.O.W. Headquarters; Two cats and the Captain, Cat 1: “Those 2 ZOT agents and one migrating bird have escaped our holding cells Captain?” Captain: “Yes Sir… Apparently they cut through the bars.” Cat 2 to Cat 1: “Alka-Seltzer or Tums?” At ZOT Headquarters: Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums):”2 is waiting for you.” Agent […]