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The Car Cover.com: Acura Car Cover Sales

01/06/2011 – כ״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – 11:38

http://www.acuracarcover.com Acura Car Cover Sales page 1

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Side banner: “the carcover.com”
Customer Service Cat with headphones on the computer: “‘thecarcover.com’ for all your car cover and car parts need. This is the place. How can I help you today? … My name is Rizzo.”
4 eyed Martian Woman at the computer: “I’ve seen your website for acuracarcover.com
and need a car cover and see you sell seat covers and brake pads as well.”
Rizzo: “Yes, Madam we have everything you could possibly want and at wholesale prices. Who needs to go to the dealership and get ripped off?”
Woman: “My husband has a VW, do you carry some car parts?”
Rizzo: “Do we have car parts? Are you kidding we could build a new car with all the car parts any make and model at the lowest prices available to you wholesale prices! Madam.”
Woman: “Oh goodie — My name is X792 and my VISA number is MARS253967000001 and here’s what I’d like to buy…”

http://www.acuracarcover.com Acura Car Cover Sales page 2

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Woman: “I’d like to thank you for your courteous service Rizzo. I gave you an A+ rating.”
Rizzo: “My pleasure Mrs. X792. Call me if you have any problems, either I or another one of our very qualified service people will help you.”
Rizzo: “Here’s our American phone number 310-959-5965, and remember; no tax is charged outside of California.”
Woman: “Since I’m having it shipped to Mars I won’t have to pay sales tax!”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “Okay… That ad was alright for now… Except why a Martian with a cat? Why not use people? The banner needs to be larger and get rid of the green.”
Cat Webmaster: “According to our latest Gallop Poll, Cats and Martins are really in… I can do the green, red, but the Cats under contract.”

Please Visit Acura Car Cover for all your Acura needs
or Car Cover needs

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New kittens on the block

31/05/2011 – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – 10:13

YouTube are taking cute Cat Videos Down!

New kittens on the block

New kittens on the block part 2

These kittens seem to have solved the housing shortage in Jerusalem

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The Car Cover.com: The Ad

31/05/2011 – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – 08:08

http://www.thecarcover.com page1

Three Birds sitting on a Tree Branch, Frankie: “Are you ready to rumble boys?”
Second Bird: “Sure thing, Frankie.”
A flock of Birds fly over cars making a mess overhead on all the cars.
Car Covered in Chinese Elm tree sap and bird droppings. Car Owner: ” Oh yuck, My Car!”
Announcer: “Keep your car clean and free from filth and pollution.”
Superhero is covering Car with a Car cover.
Car owner: “Yes!” Cat: “Why is that guy in his undies?”

http://www.thecarcover.com page2

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Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “I like the ad Make the name larger and take out the cat.”
Cat Webmaster: “you’re advertizing on jerusalemcats.com website and must understand the cat must win. Besides we had to add a humorous punch line.”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “We’re a serious business here.”
Cat Webmaster: “Of course I understand that. You realize that you are now inside of a cartoon yourself and what do you want for a free ad?”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “I’m your boss you seem to be forgetting this point!”
Cat Webmaster: “It’s a minor claws in the contract… You pay cash and I will personally de cat the ad”