Jerusalem Cats. Cartoons about cats and life in Jerusalem Israel

New kittens on the block

31/05/2011 – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – 10:13

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New kittens on the block

New kittens on the block part 2

These kittens seem to have solved the housing shortage in Jerusalem

The Car Cover.com: The Ad

31/05/2011 – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – 08:08

http://www.thecarcover.com page1

Three Birds sitting on a Tree Branch, Frankie: “Are you ready to rumble boys?”
Second Bird: “Sure thing, Frankie.”
A flock of Birds fly over cars making a mess overhead on all the cars.
Car Covered in Chinese Elm tree sap and bird droppings. Car Owner: ” Oh yuck, My Car!”
Announcer: “Keep your car clean and free from filth and pollution.”
Superhero is covering Car with a Car cover.
Car owner: “Yes!” Cat: “Why is that guy in his undies?”

http://www.thecarcover.com page2

Page 2
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “I like the ad Make the name larger and take out the cat.”
Cat Webmaster: “you’re advertizing on jerusalemcats.com website and must understand the cat must win. Besides we had to add a humorous punch line.”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “We’re a serious business here.”
Cat Webmaster: “Of course I understand that. You realize that you are now inside of a cartoon yourself and what do you want for a free ad?”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “I’m your boss you seem to be forgetting this point!”
Cat Webmaster: “It’s a minor claws in the contract… You pay cash and I will personally de cat the ad”

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The Ham from ZOT: Hiring

30/05/2011 – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ז באייר ה׳תשע״א – 00:39

The Hamster from ZOT: Hiring

Agent 36 and Agent 71 are sitting at ZOT headquarters.
Agent 36: “71, I can’t believe you’re leaving H.Q. after all these years!”
Agent 71: “Living in a cage for 2 years isn’t living.”
Agent 71 looking at her retirement envelop: “I’m going to rent an apartment in Haifa and if I like it, I’ll buy it.”
Agent 2 (The boss): “We’re going to have to find a replacement for Agent 71. All that Mr. Whiskers info is very valuable.”
Agent 36: “You’ll have to find someone who has no life, likes to eavesdrop and gossip.”
Agent 36: “And not only that, how are you going to convince the humans to take on another hamster!”
Agent 124 handing a application to Agent 36: “I’m Agent 124 and I’m applying for the job of cage spy. — I’m fully qualified with a 100% cuteness quotient.”