Jerusalem Cats. Cartoons about cats and life in Jerusalem Israel

05/06/2011 – ג׳ בסיון ה׳תשע״א – ג׳ בסיון ה׳תשע״א – 11:15

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In Mr. Whiskers’ kitchen, in Jerusalem, his two teen age new immigrant daughters from Los Angeles California, Spice, who is eating an apple, and Sugar, are sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper,which is in Hebrew. Their mother is thinking to herself ‘Oh, that’s nice seeing those two using their minds and reading’
Mother: “What are you reading, Sugar?”
Sugar: “Oh we’re looking at the cartoons.”
Mother: “Sigh.”
Sugar: “I really like the comics.”
Sugar: “I just wish I understood them.”

The Car Cover.com: Acura Car Cover Sales

01/06/2011 – כ״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – כ״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – 11:38

http://www.acuracarcover.com Acura Car Cover Sales page 1

Page 1
Side banner: “the carcover.com”
Customer Service Cat with headphones on the computer: “‘thecarcover.com’ for all your car cover and car parts need. This is the place. How can I help you today? … My name is Rizzo.”
4 eyed Martian Woman at the computer: “I’ve seen your website for acuracarcover.com
and need a car cover and see you sell seat covers and brake pads as well.”
Rizzo: “Yes, Madam we have everything you could possibly want and at wholesale prices. Who needs to go to the dealership and get ripped off?”
Woman: “My husband has a VW, do you carry some car parts?”
Rizzo: “Do we have car parts? Are you kidding we could build a new car with all the car parts any make and model at the lowest prices available to you wholesale prices! Madam.”
Woman: “Oh goodie — My name is X792 and my VISA number is MARS253967000001 and here’s what I’d like to buy…”

http://www.acuracarcover.com Acura Car Cover Sales page 2

Page 2
Woman: “I’d like to thank you for your courteous service Rizzo. I gave you an A+ rating.”
Rizzo: “My pleasure Mrs. X792. Call me if you have any problems, either I or another one of our very qualified service people will help you.”
Rizzo: “Here’s our American phone number 310-959-5965, and remember; no tax is charged outside of California.”
Woman: “Since I’m having it shipped to Mars I won’t have to pay sales tax!”
Car Covers Manager to Webmaster: “Okay… That ad was alright for now… Except why a Martian with a cat? Why not use people? The banner needs to be larger and get rid of the green.”
Cat Webmaster: “According to our latest Gallop Poll, Cats and Martins are really in… I can do the green, red, but the Cats under contract.”

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