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The Ham from ZOT:Israeli Peppers

04/01/2013 – כ״ב בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – כ״ב בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 03:17

Arab Sheep are stealing Israeli Grass

MEOW Agent 26: “Those sheep are off limits and invading a Bayat Keneset yard”
Sheep 1: “I ate the Israeli grass again.”
Sheep 2: “ha ha”
Arab Goat: “If you buy Israeli peppers in Lebanon it’s bad but if you steal Israeli grass it’s okay.”
Arab Goat: “Aaabbbaaas says it’s not the produce, It’s paying for anything that’s the problem.”
MEOW Agent 26 to Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Agent 8 – this is 26 – sheep have been on our grasslands this morning.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, It’s vegetable Wars. Israeli Peppers have been siting in Lebanese Markets.”
MEOW Agent 26: “A message was intercepted from goats to the U.N. Building on the hill.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, We will investigate. Good Job Agent 26.”

Arab Sheep are passing gas (Farting) and flames are coming out .

MEOW Agent 26: “The message was beware of Peppers but stolen grass is sweet.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Right 26, This looks like a job for the Ham from ZOT!” “We will contact you soon.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 to Ham from ZOT Agent #87: “We are going on the 8 Bus!”
Ham from ZOT Agent #87: “Really?”
MEOW Agent 26: “So what has HQ come up with?”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 and #87, each on a Bird
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 “Israeli Hot Pepper spray.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 “A new fuel source – or stolen grass gives burning a$$.”

Arab Sheep grazing on Jewish Jerusalem land

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The Ham from ZOT interviews 2012

31/12/2012 – י״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – י״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 16:07

ZOT Agent 8 is interviewed by Kitty Katz

The Ham from ZOT interviews
Kitty Katz and the Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Thank you for your call.. This is Kitty Katz from Jerusalem Israel.”
Caller Bernard: “This is Bernard, Hello Agent #8, So glad to see your cartoon is back on line… Just one question, are there going to be any Dogs in future episodes?”
Kitty Katz to Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Thank you Bernard, the question Agent 8 is, Are there going to be any Dogs on future episodes?’
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes Bernard, Yes, We hope to have Dogs, our last episode did have 2 Wolves in Sheep’s clothing anyway.”
Polly Bird: “This is Polly, I think your show is really Hot~ I didn’t understand it however.”
Kitty Katz: “Thank you Polly… The question , She doesn’t understand the Cartoon.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Polly, If you click on Secret Orders button on the top of the banner it does explain the premise of “The HAM from ZOT pretty well.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “It is a Secret Organization זאת whereby Hamsters are the guardians of Mankind. There headquarters are Jerusalem, the Capital of Israel, I might add.”
Kitty Katz: “Actually, sometimes I have trouble following the Cartoon myself.”

Caller from Mountain View CA asks a question

Kitty Katz: “We have time for one more question from our Star Agent 8… here this morning.”
Tammy Cat: “Yes, It’s Tammy Cat from Mountain View U.S.A.” “Hi”
Kitty Katz: “Yes Tammy”
Kitty Katz: “Hi Tammy please turn off your radio.”
Tammy Cat: “Yes, Ah, I’d like to just say the Cartoon is really cute… But, I don’t understand it.”
Kitty Katz and the Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “ha ha ha”
Kitty Katz: “Yes, our last caller for the day, She doesn’t understand the Cartoon Agent 8.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Tammy, Yes if you go to the Jerusalem Cats banner – you will find Secret Orders, just click on it to obtain the organization premise.”

Member in audience asks. Is it all Real?

Kitty Katz: “That’s all the time we have for today – our guest Agent #8 of “The HAM from ZOT”… Ladies and Gentlemen, this was Kitty Katz from “ISRAEL -Let’s hear it for Agent #8!”
Poodle Dog: “Wait Agent 8, I have one more question for you!”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Make it quick, I have another interview at 9:00.”
Poodle Dog: “Yes, Ah … is it all Real?”

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The Ham from ZOT: Arab Land Grab in Jerusalem

30/12/2012 – י״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – י״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 15:26

The Ham from ZOT-Land Grab Page 1

Page 1
MEOW Agent 26 on her cat perch, looking through binoculars at the Jerusalem hillside: “Ah!”
MEOW Agent 26 on the Computer and Cell phone: “Yes, Agents could be U.N. Or Rat Moving Company.
”Skype ZOT Agent 8: “This looks like we need someone from ZOT.
”Mrs. Whiskers is cleaning the girl’s room while Agent 26 pretends to sleep on the computer chair then MEOW Agent 26 finds a secure spot in the Apartment and puts on her Gem to communicate with Headquarters.

The Ham from ZOT-Land Grab Page 2

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MEOW Agent 26: “This is Agent 26, Suspicious activity detected this morning contact ZOT.” “Please Advise.
”MEOW Headquarters: “Continue surveillance and drop a few bird-mics. See what you can pick up.
”MEOW Agent 26: “Roger, over and out.”
Agent 26 at the window giving orders to the Birds: ”Remember, Play it safe!
”Birds: “ Yes, Sir!
The Birds fly in formation overhead.

The Ham from ZOT-Land Grab Page 3

Page 3
The Birds Pooping and flying over Arab Wolves disguised as Sheep,
Arab: ”They don’t suspect us. We will tell the sheep to eat the grass for now.
”The Birds Pooping and flying over Sheep,
Sheep: ”The wolves from Rat Moving Company say the grass is ours!
”Worm 1:”What a load of Crap.
”Worm 2: “Yep
”The Birds: M.O. T. Mission Accomplished, bird-mics planted. Over and out.
”MEOW Agent: ”Wolves plan on taking the grass through sheep.
”MEOW Agent: “They can Mow the lawn for now- But the land is ours forever! M.E.O.W. And Z.O.T. Are prepared.”