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Midnight

08/01/2013 – כ״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – כ״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 17:31

Midnight Page 1

Kichi: “ROW” “Meow!” “Meow!”
Mr. Whiskers: “Crazy Stupid Cat!” “Here, Here’s some Cat food.”

Midnight Page 2

Spice hugging Kichi: ‘Kitty’s so cute!” “She’s made for Love.”
Mrs. Whiskers being loved by Kichi, Mr. Whiskers: “No Sleep.”
Spice putting Kichi out of her room: “Not Sleeping in my Room!”
Sugar: “Not in my Room!”

Midnight Page 3

Bedroom Door Slams
Mr. Whiskers on the Computer then gets up for more Coffee.
Kichi climbs up to Mr. Whiskers Computer chair.
Mr. Whiskers sits down on Kichi without knowing it.
Kichi: “MEOW”
Mr. Whiskers: “Oooopps!”

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The Ham from ZOT:Israeli Peppers

04/01/2013 – כ״ב בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – כ״ב בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 03:17

Arab Sheep are stealing Israeli Grass

MEOW Agent 26: “Those sheep are off limits and invading a Bayat Keneset yard”
Sheep 1: “I ate the Israeli grass again.”
Sheep 2: “ha ha”
Arab Goat: “If you buy Israeli peppers in Lebanon it’s bad but if you steal Israeli grass it’s okay.”
Arab Goat: “Aaabbbaaas says it’s not the produce, It’s paying for anything that’s the problem.”
MEOW Agent 26 to Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Agent 8 – this is 26 – sheep have been on our grasslands this morning.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, It’s vegetable Wars. Israeli Peppers have been siting in Lebanese Markets.”
MEOW Agent 26: “A message was intercepted from goats to the U.N. Building on the hill.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, We will investigate. Good Job Agent 26.”

Arab Sheep are passing gas (Farting) and flames are coming out .

MEOW Agent 26: “The message was beware of Peppers but stolen grass is sweet.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Right 26, This looks like a job for the Ham from ZOT!” “We will contact you soon.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 to Ham from ZOT Agent #87: “We are going on the 8 Bus!”
Ham from ZOT Agent #87: “Really?”
MEOW Agent 26: “So what has HQ come up with?”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 and #87, each on a Bird
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 “Israeli Hot Pepper spray.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8 “A new fuel source – or stolen grass gives burning a$$.”

Arab Sheep grazing on Jewish Jerusalem land

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The Ham from ZOT interviews 2012

31/12/2012 – י״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – י״ח בטבת ה׳תשע״ג – 16:07

ZOT Agent 8 is interviewed by Kitty Katz

The Ham from ZOT interviews
Kitty Katz and the Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Thank you for your call.. This is Kitty Katz from Jerusalem Israel.”
Caller Bernard: “This is Bernard, Hello Agent #8, So glad to see your cartoon is back on line… Just one question, are there going to be any Dogs in future episodes?”
Kitty Katz to Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Thank you Bernard, the question Agent 8 is, Are there going to be any Dogs on future episodes?’
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes Bernard, Yes, We hope to have Dogs, our last episode did have 2 Wolves in Sheep’s clothing anyway.”
Polly Bird: “This is Polly, I think your show is really Hot~ I didn’t understand it however.”
Kitty Katz: “Thank you Polly… The question , She doesn’t understand the Cartoon.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Polly, If you click on Secret Orders button on the top of the banner it does explain the premise of “The HAM from ZOT pretty well.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “It is a Secret Organization זאת whereby Hamsters are the guardians of Mankind. There headquarters are Jerusalem, the Capital of Israel, I might add.”
Kitty Katz: “Actually, sometimes I have trouble following the Cartoon myself.”

Caller from Mountain View CA asks a question

Kitty Katz: “We have time for one more question from our Star Agent 8… here this morning.”
Tammy Cat: “Yes, It’s Tammy Cat from Mountain View U.S.A.” “Hi”
Kitty Katz: “Yes Tammy”
Kitty Katz: “Hi Tammy please turn off your radio.”
Tammy Cat: “Yes, Ah, I’d like to just say the Cartoon is really cute… But, I don’t understand it.”
Kitty Katz and the Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “ha ha ha”
Kitty Katz: “Yes, our last caller for the day, She doesn’t understand the Cartoon Agent 8.”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Tammy, Yes if you go to the Jerusalem Cats banner – you will find Secret Orders, just click on it to obtain the organization premise.”

Member in audience asks. Is it all Real?

Kitty Katz: “That’s all the time we have for today – our guest Agent #8 of “The HAM from ZOT”… Ladies and Gentlemen, this was Kitty Katz from “ISRAEL -Let’s hear it for Agent #8!”
Poodle Dog: “Wait Agent 8, I have one more question for you!”
Ham from ZOT Agent #8: “Yes, Make it quick, I have another interview at 9:00.”
Poodle Dog: “Yes, Ah … is it all Real?”