The Ham from ZOT: Let Us not forget who we are.

23/05/2011 – י״ט באייר ה׳תשע״א – י״ט באייר ה׳תשע״א – 06:56
The Ham From Zot: Let us not forget who we are, page 1

The Ham From Zot: Let us not forget who we are, page 1


Aliens petting Monkey
M.E.O.W. Headquarters; Two cats and the Captain, Cat 1: “Those 2 ZOT agents and one migrating bird have escaped our holding cells Captain?”
Captain: “Yes Sir… Apparently they cut through the bars.”
Cat 2 to Cat 1: “Alka-Seltzer or Tums?”
At ZOT Headquarters:
Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums):”2 is waiting for you.”
Agent 2 (the Boss): “Well, you two managed to escape… Come, sit down.”
The Ham From Zot: Let us not forget who we, are page 2

The Ham From Zot: Let us not forget who we, are page 2


Page 2
At 2’s Office Conference Table, Agent 2: ” 8 and 87 Tell me…” “Did you retrieve any photographs or maps,. Pick up any devices we can utilize?”
Agent 87: “We procured a migration bird who didn’t have a driver’s license.”
Agent 2: “Sigh”
Agent 8 “It might have been a more successful operation if we’d had invisibility cloaks on.”
Agent 2: “Boy, you’re making about as much sense as the current President of the United States!”
Agent 8 “Let’s not get insulting sir.”
Agent 2: “Did they take your Tricorder 8?”
Agent 8: “No Sir… got in my pouch.” As he reaches into his mouth to put out the Tricorder
Agent 2: “Let us not forget who and what we are.”
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The Answer 2

22/05/2011 – י״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – י״ח באייר ה׳תשע״א – 03:31
The Answer 2

The Answer 2


Pickles, an Orange Tabby: “Read’n that psychology book again Moshiko?”
Moshiko a Siamese cat: “Yes, pickles… I’m still reading.”
Moshiko: “Cats that read books are more successful in life. My Dad loved to read every day. May he rest in peace.”
Pickles: “Have you figured out the answer to your problem yet?”
Pickles: “Maybe it’s a chemical imbalance of the brain or an allergy?”
Moshiko: “Admitting I’m powerless over my problem is the first step to recovery. I just haven’t picked out which problem to recover from yet.”
 
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The Answer

19/05/2011 – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – ט״ו באייר ה׳תשע״א – 05:35
The Answer

The Answer


Pickles an Orange Tabby: What’s wrong?”
Moshiko a Siamese cat: “I read these psychology book… I thought I’d find the answer to all my problems.”
Moshiko: “I tried blaming others for my troubles and found out…It didn’t help solve what’s bothering me.”
Moshiko: “then I blamed myself and this didn’t help solve my problems,”
“And then I realized my problems were so bad,”
“That I wasn’t sure about what they really were.”
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