The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Street Fighting Cats

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Street Fighting Cats 9-2011

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Street Fighting Cats 9-2011

California votes to ban Styrofoam containers from state.
Ocean creatures protest Styrofoam infesting water in Santa Monica Pier.
After a protest from Sperm Whales and Sharks the California Legislator has banned Styrofoam Containers in California.

Hurricane Katia coming up to bat on the Eastern Coast of U.S.A.(see below)

Arab countries fear new Israeli secret weapon: Street Fighting Cats. According to Captain Katz, an IDF spokesperson, “Given the classified nature, we cannot discuss this.”

Ben Bernanke’s printing press madness.
Bernanke is in a white straight jacket, ruining the dollar minute by minute.

Salva Kir, President of South Sudan. Is a Friend of Israel, he wears a black hat, but is the Good Guy.

Head Rabbi Of Neturei Karta — Sells soul for 20 pieces of silver to Satan. It is hoped he will hang himself soon on a Cercis tree after kissing Bibi goodbye. Auntie Nosebag, Psychologist for the Birdcage liner Gazette, explains this strange behavior of this man as: “A self- hating Jew with a touch of Stockholm Syndrome thrown in for good measure. He has the exact same horoscope as the 13th disciple of Jesus according to my calculations Darling. .Auntie Nosebag

Animals of Sudan

Lazer Beams – Reflections of emuna with Rabbi Lazer Brody

Anticipating Moshiach
Yonah the Prophet had to suffer a tempest at sea and three subsequent days in the belly of a whale before he woke up and returned to Hashem with all his heart. Must we also, Heaven forbid?As I’m writing this article, flood waters are rising in New York City despite the fact that Hurricane Irene has been degraded to a tropical storm. And, on the other side of the Atlantic, rockets fired from Gaza are still falling in the South of Israel, despite the fact that there’s supposed to be a ceasefire.

Despite the fact… Are we starting to understand that we don’t run the show? Is anyone foolish enough to see that our fate is not in our own hands?

Hashem is raising the volume in all of our ears, whether we’re in the USA, Canada, UK, Australia, or Israel: It’s time to anticipate Moshiach. Come home, beloved children, don’t miss the glorious hour of Redemption!

Why don’t we hear Hashem’s call to prepare ourselves and to return home to Him with all our hearts?

The Evil Inclination desensitizes us. The EI is a master anesthesiologist – despite the hurricanes, earthquakes, missile attacks, and deaths of tzaddikim, we still don’t feel the birth pains of Redemption. That must stop – we must begin preparing ourselves in anticipation of Moshiach right now!
But wait a second: The difference between speculation, that is, predicting the date of Moshiach’s arrival, and between anticipation and preparation for Moshiach, is like the difference between light and darkness. The former is forbidden, and the latter is an absolute obligation. The Yetzer Hora, or EI (evil inclination) wants to convince you that they’re both the same. He desensitizes us to believe that any mention of Moshiach is forbidden. Why? The arrival of Moshiach marks the beginning of the Yetzer’s end.

A Jew begs Hashem three times a day for redemption, Moshiach, and the rebuilding of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem, and that’s without birkat hamazon and Kaddish. In Kaddish we say “b’agala u’bzman kariv”, in other words, that Hashem’s kingdom on earth should be established speedily and in our days. In Aleinu, we beg Hashem to bring down the Divine Monarchy to this earth, and to wipe away all evil. So, after everything an “observant” Jew says every day, if he or she is not eagerly anticipating the Geula (Moshiach, salvation, the building of the Temple, and the establishment of G-d’s reign on earth), then they are either totally desensitized by the EI, or else they have no idea what’s in their liturgy.

On Shabbat, we all cry out from the bottom of our hearts during Kedusha, “When will You reign in Zion? Speedily in our days, shall You dwell anong us forever!” We yearn for Moshiach, because his arrival marks the beginning of Hashem’s reign on earth. So, when a person says Kedusha during the repetition of the Amida, and he’s not waiting for Moshiach, he’s being downright dishonest to The Almighty. That’s pretty cheeky…

The very same Rambam who codified the Gemara’s curse against those who speculate on the time of Moshiach’s arrival (Hilchot Melachim 12:2), also lists in the thirteen tenets of our faith (see Rambam’s commentary on the Mishna, tractate Sanhedrin, 10:1, principle number 12), “I believe with perfect faith in the coming of Moshiach, and even though he tarries, I’ll await him any day (whenever) he may come.” Does that make the Rambam a “Moshiach Monger”? If so, I’m happy to be in the Rambam’s company…

Movies, TV, and the Web are all agents of the EI’s desensitization process. The EI doesn’t want you praying, learning Talmud, Rambam, or Shulchan Aruch, and certainly not saying thank-you to Hashem or doing an hour or more of hitbodedut every day. Why? You might discover that when you finish your go-round on this earth, one of the first things the Heavenly Court justices will ask you is (Talmud Bavli, tractate Shabbos, 31a), “Did you anticipate yeshua (salvation, i.e. Moshiach)?” How will you be able to answer that question, especially with all the wakeup calls of late?

Why do we need Moshiach? The Yetzer has so desensitized worldwide Jewry that most don’t even feel the spiritual holocaust that’s destroying our people all over the world this very minute. We must fight to the finish against the heresy, assimilation, and the 21st Century golden calf – the mad race after materialism – that’s killing our nation. So, speculation no, but anticipation and preparation yes! The future of the Jewish people depends on it.

The Yetzer (Evil Inclination) used to employ Cossacks and Nazis to kill our people. Now, he does it with money, toys, and laytzanut – scoffing at our pure faith of old, especially by self-hating Jews. The distance between laytzanut and epikursis (denial of faith) is a short jump. Anticipation of Moshiach demands preparation, namely Torah and Teshuva. With Torah and Tshuva, we will win the war against epikursis and expedite the redemption of our people. If we spiritually stimulate ourselves to return home to Hashem, then we won’t need such harsh wake-up calls like the natural disasters that all the meteorologists and geologists are talking about.

It’s time to turn off the TV and the computer and open a Gemara or Tehillim (Psalms). A soldier can’t prepare himself for battle by playing Monopoly. But, don’t take my word for it; listen to the giants of this generation, from Rabbi Ovadiah Yossef to Rabbi Chaim Kanyevski, with the Kabbalist and Chassidic Rebbes concurring, may they all have long and healthy days.

Our esteemed brothers in Chabad coined the term, “Moshiach Now!”, but really, every human on earth should be yelling it. All “Moshiach Now” means is “Teshuva, now!!” Teshuva means “returning to Hashem” – for a Jew, it’s the big 613 commandments and for a non-Jew, it’s the Seven Noahide Mitzvas. Since we don’t know exactly when Moshiach will come, we have to be on 24-hour round-the-clock preparedness. That means that we all must return to Hashem this very second.

The instant Moshiach comes – if a person hasn’t made Teshuva – then it’s too late. To paraphrase the old tuna commercial, he or she will be told, “Sorry, Charley…”

Now’s the time to resensitize; for our own welfare and for the future of our offspring for generations to come, this is the moment to come back to Hashem – Jews and non-Jews alike.

 

Besame Mucho – Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra

 

Besame Mucho - Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra

Besame Mucho – Xavier Cugat and His Orchestra

At the Katz Café; כץ קפה
Green Cat and Orange Tabby talking, Orange Tabby: “Everything is so depressing. I’m so depleted.”
Green Cat: “It’s just an endorphin problem…. Come on.”
All the Cats in the Café are dancing.

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Xavier Cugat

Xavier Cugat

Xavier Cugat

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Xavier Cugat (Catalan pronunciation: [ʃəβiˈe kuˈɣat]) (1 January 1900 – 27 October 1990) was a Spanish-American bandleader who spent his formative years in Havana, Cuba. A trained violinist and arranger, he was a key personality in the spread of Latin music in United States popular music. He was also a cartoonist and a successful businessman. In New York, his was the resident orchestra at the Waldorf-Astoria before and after World War II.

Life and career
Cugat was born as Francisco d’Asís Xavier Cugat Mingall de Bru i Deulofeu in Girona, Catalonia (Spain).[1] His family emigrated to Cuba when Xavier was five. He was trained as a classical violinist and played with the Orchestra of the Teatro Nacional in Havana. On 6 July 1915, Cugat and his family arrived in New York as immigrant passengers on board the S.S. Havana.

Radio and films
In the late 1920s, as sound began to be used in films, he put together another tango band that had some success in early short musical films. By the early 1930s, he began appearing with his group in feature films. He took his band to New York for the 1931 opening of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel, and he eventually replaced Jack Denny as the leader of the hotel’s resident band. One of his trademarks was to hold a Chihuahua while he waved his baton with the other arm.
For 16 years Cugat helmed the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel’s orchestra. He shuttled between New York and Los Angeles for most of the next 30 years, alternating hotel and radio dates with movie appearances in You Were Never Lovelier (1942), Bathing Beauty (1944), Week-End at the Waldorf (1945), On an Island with You (1948), and Neptune’s Daughter (1949), among others.[citation needed]

Recordings
Cugat recorded on Columbia Records (1940’s and 1950s, also Columbia’s Epic label), RCA Victor (1930’s and 1950s), Mercury Records (1951–1952 and 1960s) and Decca Records (1960’s). Dinah Shore made her first recordings as a vocalist with Cugat in 1939 and 1940 (Victor Records). In 1940, his recording of “Perfidia” became a big hit. Cugat followed trends closely, making records for the conga, the mambo, the cha-cha-cha, and the twist when each was in fashion. Several of the songs he recorded, including “Perfidia”, were used in the Wong Kar-wai films Days of Being Wild and 2046. In 1943, “Brazil” was a big hit, reaching #17 in the Billboard Top 100.
Cugat did not lose sleep over artistic compromises:
“I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve.”

Partial discography
The Greatest RCA Sides (RCA Victor, ca. 1940s, 1950s; 2000 compilation)
Bread, Love and Cha Cha Cha (Columbia, ca. 1957)
Cugi’s Cocktails (Mercury, 1963)
Xavier Cugat & his orchestra — Personnel: Robert Jones, George Lopez, Richard Hoffman, Frank Berardi (tp), Joseph Gutierrez (tb), Henry Greher (frh), Gene Lorello, Luis Castellanos, John Haluko, Robert De Joseph, James English (sax), Rafael Angelo (p), Manuel Paxtot (b), Isabello Marerro (dm), Oswaldo Oliveira (timb), Otto Garcia (maracas), Otto Bolivar (bgo), Glenn E. Brown (marimba) (Glenn Brown is the father of Steve Brown) – New-York, June 20, 1951 – CO 45849 / Columbia CL 6213 2’50 he used a wooden guiro at times
Death: Cugat died of heart failure, aged 90, in Barcelona and was buried in his native Girona.

CheshireCat: Unified Theory of Obama

 

CheshireCat 08/26/2011 02:57 AM
Round about the cauldron go
In the poisoned entrails throw
A day with a conscience, he hath none
His campaign of destruction has just begun
Sweltered venom from Jeremiah Wright he got
Boil the Jews and Honkies in a deep pot
All who dare to try to stand in his way
He and his MSM will make them dearly pay
In his wake all he’ll leave is burnt crumbs
Something wicked this way comes!

Obama logo national socialism

Obama logo national socialism

A Unified Theory of Obama

By Jesse Weed August 26, 2011  https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2011/08/a_unified_theory_of_obama.html

The divergence of theories regarding who Obama is and what he is really up to is quite astonishing.

Obama the Wimp

This interpretation actually comes from the Democratic left who are disappointed that Obama won’t adopt a vocal, combative stance for more taxes and stimulus spending.

James Carville: “If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he’d have two.”

Paul Krugman: “It’s hard to escape the impression that Republicans have taken Mr. Obama’s measure — that they’re calling his bluff in the belief that he can be counted on to fold. And it’s also hard to escape the impression that they’re right. … all indications are that the party will have to look elsewhere for the leadership it needs.”

Obama the Clueless

Bret Stephens, WSJ: “Even when he’s criticized, his failures are usually chalked up to his supposed brilliance. Liberals say he’s too cerebral for the Beltway rough-and-tumble; conservatives often seem to think his blunders, foreign and domestic, are all part of a cunning scheme to turn the U.S. into a combination of Finland, Cuba and Saudi Arabia. I don’t buy it. I just think the president isn’t very bright.”

Obama the Manchurian Candidate

Norman Podhoretz: “He is still the same anti-American leftist he was before becoming our president, and it is this rather than inexperience or incompetence or weakness or stupidity that accounts for the richly deserved failure both at home and abroad of the policies stemming from that reprehensible cast of mind.”

Obama the Tammany Hall Politician with Ivy League Veneer (and Soros as Boss Tweed)

Buzz Patterson: “Without Soros and the Shadow Party, Barack Obama would be, at best, a senator from Illinois attending social gatherings with domestic terrorists Bill Ayres, Bernardine Dohrn and sitting  in the pews of black liberation theologist Reverend Jeremiah Wright. At worst he’d be an unremarkable and unheard of state senator. Instead,  Barack Obama is President of the United States.”

Bernie Goldberg: “Yes, that’s right. You know, I think it’s easy to forget that because of Barack Obama’s great smile and easy-going personality, it’s easy for a lot of people not to notice, especially a lot of independent voters, not to notice who Barack Obama really is. And who he really is is an old-fashioned, at times downright nasty Chicago politician who gives hypocrisy and cynicism a bad name.”

But is it possible to put all these seemingly disparate Obama interpretations into one consistent picture?  I think so.  They are not as antithetical as they seem.

The Hypothesized Profile

Let us hypothesize, initially, that Obama is firmly convinced of the moral superiority of his ultimate vision for America — whatever that may be.  He is also firmly convinced that confrontational polemics is not the way to implement his vision.  One way or another, we “folks” and our representatives are too mule-headed to see that his vision of what America should be is the right one.  He needs to stealth-walk us along the path to our proper destination.  Each step can be justified as being a step towards better schools, better health care, a better energy system, better diplomacy.  Better this and that.

America must be stealth-walked to a destination it would otherwise reject.  Obama will accomplish this with his considerable oratorical skills to justify each step.  Each goal along the way will seem humane and high-minded.  The justification offered will be little more than homilies, but in his hands they will be inspiring, epigrammatic certitudes.  To oppose such would reveal the moral poverty of one’s position.

Who can oppose affordable universal health care as a goal?  Who can oppose moving to a sustainable non-polluting green energy-based economy?  Who can oppose smart diplomacy in which nation states act in concert?  Who can oppose improving the conditions of decaying inner cities?  …

It is all-important that he appear the pragmatic, high-minded statesman who is not blinded by an ideology or partisan politics.  That means he must be willing to compromise for the “good of the country.”  If he appears the ideologue rather than the high-minded statesman, he cannot stealth-walk us to our proper destination.

In summary, the profile is of a  man who is: (1) convinced that he knows what America should become and that his vision for America is morally superior; (2) convinced that his vision is unpalatable to the majority of Americans and that hence, Americans must be tricked into heading for the proper destination without being given a clear statement of just what that destination is; (3) convinced that he must appear the high-minded statesman rather than the combative ideologue in order to nudge America along its righteous path.  Let us call this the X-Profile.

Now consider the Wimp Theory.  What is seen as backing off from a fight is actually consistent with Obama’s posture of appearing to be the high-minded statesman willing to compromise.  He is not willing to go to the wire for increased taxes and spending and risk being seen as a strident partisan ideologue.  Once he is seen as a strident ideologue, the stealth-walking is over.

Consider the Clueless Leader Theory.  Just as any CEO of a corporation must do, Obama appointed “czars” to implement the grand design of his policies.  A CEO cannot be an expert in finance, marketing, personnel, manufacturing, engineering, design, and so forth.  The CEO must appoint experts who share his vision in those areas.  But Obama’s czars, for the most part, have been clueless.  Some had to be thrown under the bus; others are hanging on and becoming an increasing embarrassment.  Obama is not clueless as to where America should be going but his policy implementers have failed him — in that sense he has himself failed.  But failure is not inconsistent with the other three criticisms or with an ultimate goal set.  Obama is chagrined that his stealth-walk has hit one pothole after another and is not above whining about it.  (Now that is not statesman-like.)

Consider the Manchurian Candidate Theory.  The belief is that behind the defense of specific policy objectives defended by high-minded rhetoric is a grand plan or vision for America that Americans find unacceptable.  This directly supports the hypothesized profile advanced here.  It adds to the profile by claiming that they know what the ultimate plan/destination is.  They have marshaled a great deal of evidence to back their points.  The profile hypothesized here, however, does not specify the plan — only that is not announced and defended up front.  Not only is the Manchurian Candidate position is consistent with the profile, but it adds substance to the profile.

Consider the Old Time Tammany Politician Theory.  Obama’s administrative successes have been rife with sweetheart deals, kickbacks, waivers, and paybacks (both positive and negative).  But that is consistent with the necessity of the stealth-walk and step-by-step advance to his ultimate goals.  If Obama thinks that it is futile to argue up front for his ultimate policy goals and appear the strident ideologue in the process, then his goals must be inched forward by behind-the-scenes backroom deals.  The exception, of course, was ObamaCare, both publicly announced and backroom-jacked into existence.  But Obama could still appear the patrician by having Reid do all the dirty work, which the man apparently loves.  By contrast, the greening initiatives are by administrative or agency regulatory fiat — the stealth-walk epitomized.

The profile remains intact.  Whatever the means-induced destination may be (and I believe Podhoretz has it right), the profile is of a president who would stealth-walk us to that destination — a president who is absolutely convinced of the moral superiority of his vision and is hence justified in using Machiavellian back-room tactics to nudge the unenlightened on the righteous path…and the potholes and bumbling Czars are not his fault.

A leader with the X-Profile both invites the four criticisms and is in his own mind impervious to them.  A leader with the X-Profile can sustain his belief in himself as a noble leader taking a squabbling country, insofar as it is possible at all, to its proper destination.  It is inevitable that (1) his leadership will be seen as weakness to the ideologues who think their vision is his and don’t understand the necessity of statesmanship; (2) his leadership will be seen as clueless by those who cannot see the path of his leadership; (3) his leadership will be seen as diabolical by those who suspect his destination but fail to grasp its nobility; (4) his leadership will be seen as just plain old pay-go Chicago politics to those who fail to grasp the high purpose of his leadership.

The leader with the X-Profile may be failed by his constituency and his people, but he will still see himself as a great, high-mined, visionary leader ahead of his time.  It is quite natural that such a man would resort to finger-wagging and scolding his squabbling, foot-dragging legislators while at the same time seeming aloof, narcissistic, and besotted with a sense of moral and personal superiority.  Is that Obama?