Isru Chag – Sukkot

21/10/2011 – כ״ג בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – כ״ג בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – 07:52

Isru Chag

The day following a festival (such as the festival of Sukkot) is called Isru Chag (“tied to the festival”). Tachnun (confession of sins) and similar prayers are omitted throughout the remainder of the festive month of Tishrei. We put away the Sukkah for the next year.

The Sukkah is made of cloth or wooden walls held together by Metal Posts and Beams on the corners for the cloth Sukkah, or nuts and bolts for the wooden walls. The Roof has 6 long Bamboo poles under a reed mat. both the roof and the walls are made of natural material.
Isru Chag-Sukkot

Isru Chag-Sukkot
Sukkah Decorations by Sharona 5772

Sukkah Decorations by Sharona 5772
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Anger Management

19/10/2011 – כ״א בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – כ״א בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – 10:45
Anger Management

Anger Management

Orderly Dog: “triage!”
Dr. Tweet in straitjacket screaming: “I hate People!”
Dr. Dog: “humf”
Mrs. Whiskers shocked
Dr. Dog: “Mrs. Vhiskers just relax and tell me your dreamz.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Vell… well um…  Dr. Dog my last dream”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I dreampt  that when my husband began yelling at me when he came home, I put hime in the crockpot.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Then things got quiet.”
Dr. Dog: “Ah, zooo Mrs. Vhiskers have you had diz dream before?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “No, but I told it to my husband and he laughed.”
Dr. Dog: “Ya?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “He wanted to know if it was a dream or reality?”
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A visit to Dr. Sigmund Dog

16/10/2011 – י״ח בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – י״ח בתשרי ה׳תשע״ב – 10:08
Visit to Dr Dog: Page 1

Visit to Dr. Dog: Page 1

Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog thank you for seeing me at such short notice.”
Dr. Dog: “Und please zit down.”
Dr. Dog: “Now und can howw can z I help you?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog I been feeling so unhappy, I feel so out of place, so lost.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “And so you see, I feel I have no real friends – I can’t trust anyone, I lost my life, my sons, my helath.”
Dr. Dog: “Mrs. Whiskers, It sounds like a zimple transference complex und mild klaustrofobia vich vil zoon faid und in za mean time…”
Dr. Dog: “I really vouldn’t vorry un too much… Next veek come back und tell me your dreams und ve can start treetmunt. Have a biscuit.” Dr. dog points to a Dog Biscuit.
Mrs. Whiskers: “thank you Dr. … I feel better, but why is it that I am coming to a Dog for help?
Dr. Dog: “I vouldn’t vorry about dat… after all zis iz  a carrtoon izn’t it?”
Visit to Dr Dog: Page 2

Visit to Dr Dog: Page 2

Spice to Sugar: “I think there is something wrong with Mom.”
Spice to Sugar: “Well, you know she’s see a therapist that’s a Dog.”
Sugar: “Is it that she is seeing a therapist OR that she is seeing a Dog for therapy?”
Spice: “She said she had a Coupon for a Dr. Dog.”
Sugar: “Therapists are just people that are paid to be your friend.”
Spice: “She could pay us to listen to her… and we could get money.”
Spice: “besides, the Dr. is a Dog not a people.”
Sugar to her Mother: “Mon, Can you pay us and we’ll be your friends?”

 

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