Jerusalem Cats. Cartoons about cats and life in Jerusalem Israel

27/12/2011 – א׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – א׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – 03:42

Spell-hound Page 1

Dr. Dog: “I’m thinking of opening up my own clinic Dr. Cat.”
Dr. Cat: “wow”
Dr. Dog: “Yes, I’m going to be very selective in my patients, based solely on their looks.”
Dr. Cat: “What?! Outrageous Dr. Dog.”
Dr. Dog to Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m leaving Gates Hospital this month Mrs. Whiskers… if you want to continue I’m being replaced.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Oh!”
Dr. Dog: “You have 3 options before you.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Yes?”
Dr. Dog: “1) Get well by next month or 2) see Dr. Al Jazera my replacement or 3) come to my new exclusive clinic in town and pay much more.”
Mrs. Whiskers in shock.

Spell-hound Page 2

Dr. Dog: “One other thing Mrs. Whiskers… You need to lose 40 lbs. and have your Sun Spots remove to continue with me.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog, That’s So Insulting. What do my looks have to do with listening to my problems?”
Dr. Dog: “Ah, but it’s Everything to Men, How Woman Look.”
Dr. Dog to Dr. Poodle: ‘ Ah, Dr. Poodle would you like to have lunch with me?”
Dr. Poodle: “Is it Liverwurst with mustard again?”
Dr. Poodle: “Is there any chance you’d shave?”

Spell-hound Page 3

Dr. Dog: “Dr. Poodle is there a chance that you’d be my associate at my new clinic?”
Dr. Poodle: “But Dr. Cat is so much more qualified then me.”
Dr. Dog: “But you are much more attractive.”
Dr. Cat: “Dr. Poodle I see you had a hot date with Dr. Dog?” “There ‘s mustard on your paw.”
Dr. Tweet: “Perhaps they had a hot dog… She had a good time today.”
Dr. Cat: “and leaves in her hair, they must have had a picnic.”
Dr. Poodle: ‘How childish!”
Dr. Cat and Dr. Tweet: “He he he hee!”

6 foot Rabbit

02/11/2011 – ו׳ במרחשוון ה׳תשע״ב – ו׳ במרחשוון ה׳תשע״ב – 17:20

6 foot Rabbit

Mrs. Whiskers at the Shuk. She sees a 6 foot rabbit in the Shuk (1.8288 Meters high). She can;t belive what she saw as she goes home on the Bus.
Dr. Dog: “Well Mrs. Viskers, und how vas your veek?
Mrs. Whiskers: “Not to hurt your feelings or anything… Dr. Dog, I know your a Dog and I accepted that. But… I saw a 6 foot Rabbit in the market today.