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My Demonoid; dealing with a Daemon

11/01/2012 – ט״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – ט״ז בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – 04:42

A The Ham from ZOT, Auntie Nosebag Crossover

Dealing with a Daemon Page 1

Auntie Nosebag is going through a depression.

Alien 1 to Alien 2: “It is time.”
Alien 2: “Yes?”
Alien 1: “We will send them a Glimmer.”
Auntie Nosebag shocked and her Cat is scared.
Auntie Nosebag: “I just had the strangest thought!”
In Another Stratosphere:
Boss Daemon to Daemon: “You are to visit Thelma P. Nosebag on Adam Street – Keep her depressed for as long as possible.”
Auntie Nosebag: “I mustn’t let them depress me.”

Dealing with a Daemon Page 2

The Cat can see the Daemon but Auntie Nosebag can not. Auntie Nosebag : “I need to do something good to cancel the evil Demonoid.”
Daemon: “We mustn’t have that.”
Auntie Nosebag: “I know, I’ll invite guests over.”
Daemon: “No!”
Daemon to Scared Cat: “You may see me, but she can’t, and you can;t tell her.”
Cat: “rroww!”
Cat: “This whole Cartoon is a Cross over from The Ham form ZOT. You can’t do that!”
Daemon: “So.”
Cat: “It’s against the rules to do a cross-over.”
Daemon: “Not! Your just a Cat.”
Boss Daemon to Daemon: “Why are you back!”
Daemon: “Well, I’m not being paid the think Sir.”

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Braiding a Six Strand Challah

05/01/2012 – י׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – י׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – 11:35

Super Easy and Super Delicious Challah Bread
How to Braid a Six-Braid Challah – Part 1
How to Braid 6 Strand Challah \| Classic Six Strand Challah
Six Strand Challah Results
Six Strand Challah Results 2
Six Strand Challah Results 3

By Staff | Posted in Life in Jerusalem | Tagged Life in Jerusalem | Comments Off

Spell-hound

27/12/2011 – א׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – א׳ בטבת ה׳תשע״ב – 03:42

Spell-hound Page 1

Dr. Dog: “I’m thinking of opening up my own clinic Dr. Cat.”
Dr. Cat: “wow”
Dr. Dog: “Yes, I’m going to be very selective in my patients, based solely on their looks.”
Dr. Cat: “What?! Outrageous Dr. Dog.”
Dr. Dog to Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m leaving Gates Hospital this month Mrs. Whiskers… if you want to continue I’m being replaced.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Oh!”
Dr. Dog: “You have 3 options before you.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Yes?”
Dr. Dog: “1) Get well by next month or 2) see Dr. Al Jazera my replacement or 3) come to my new exclusive clinic in town and pay much more.”
Mrs. Whiskers in shock.

Spell-hound Page 2

Dr. Dog: “One other thing Mrs. Whiskers… You need to lose 40 lbs. and have your Sun Spots remove to continue with me.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Dr. Dog, That’s So Insulting. What do my looks have to do with listening to my problems?”
Dr. Dog: “Ah, but it’s Everything to Men, How Woman Look.”
Dr. Dog to Dr. Poodle: ‘ Ah, Dr. Poodle would you like to have lunch with me?”
Dr. Poodle: “Is it Liverwurst with mustard again?”
Dr. Poodle: “Is there any chance you’d shave?”

Spell-hound Page 3

Dr. Dog: “Dr. Poodle is there a chance that you’d be my associate at my new clinic?”
Dr. Poodle: “But Dr. Cat is so much more qualified then me.”
Dr. Dog: “But you are much more attractive.”
Dr. Cat: “Dr. Poodle I see you had a hot date with Dr. Dog?” “There ‘s mustard on your paw.”
Dr. Tweet: “Perhaps they had a hot dog… She had a good time today.”
Dr. Cat: “and leaves in her hair, they must have had a picnic.”
Dr. Poodle: ‘How childish!”
Dr. Cat and Dr. Tweet: “He he he hee!”