Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band

10/01/2011 – ו׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – ו׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 21:09
Mom calls Alex about "A plot for a new book."

Mom calls Alex about "A plot for a new book."

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet.
Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?”
Mom: “I miss Alex and David.”
Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.”
Sugar turns the iBall on and gets ‘Pacman Bell®’.
An Alien Operator at her computer is answering: this is the Celestial Operator. What Planet, Please?”
Sugar: “Yes, we’d like Earth, Los Angeles, 818-268- er… United States.”
Celestial Operator: “Thank you for choosing ‘Pacman Bell®.”
Alex in the Crystal Ball: “hi Mom, Hi guys!”
Mom, Sugar, & spice: “Hi Alex.”
Mom: “I was thinking about a plot for a book you could write that would be really successful.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Mom: “It would be about an orphaned wizard that turns into a vampire but he’s a polite vampire.”
Alex: “that’s really random Mom.”
 
Blue Grass the the next level

So they want to set up an "Ultra Violet Grass Band"

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Mom: “he could be learning at a boarding school with other wizard vampires and then he could become a spy and save the World.”
Alex: “it’s a thought…”
Mom: “Or… how about a time traveling coyote that really was a wizard that was punished by his enemies.’
“So this Coyote turns up with a telepathic witch girl and they’re running away from his enemies.”
Alex: ‘Wait a minute Mom.”
Sugar: “oh, it’s David!”
David: “Hi Mom, spice, Sugar, Nice Story.”
Hey… Maybe this wizard Dude plays Bass guitar, the witch sings… 2 more guys playing drums and guitar and they could have a traveling band!”
Mom: “The wizard couldn’t play Bass if he was a coyote… he’d have to be turned back into a person remember.”
David: “Yeah, I’m getting into it. We could call them the veinstone Reptiles from Rigel 5… Or.. Galaxy Pioneer Band, playing Blue Grass.”
Sugar: “perhaps it could be Ultra Violet grass band.”
Spice: “Yeah, Now Alex just has to start writing so he can be published.”
David: “Then he can become Rich and Share it with everyone!”
Mom: “It was so nice talking to David and Alex.”
Spice: “Mom, I’m so glad we’re not a normal family.”
Mom: “What’s normal?”
 
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Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

06/01/2011 – א׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – א׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 13:55
Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption]

Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.”
Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday at the super I asked for cream cheese shel olives.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well shel של”
Mrs. Whiskers at Ulpan Class “Blah Blah Blah Dukma” Ulpan teacher: “I must tell you that you will never learn Hebrew in my class… for 2 days a week.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Why am I here?”
Back Home, Mrs. Whiskers: “Look what I found Dear… Hebrew Vocabulary Cards! Maybe we could have a family learning session?
Mr. Whiskers: “yes”
Sugar: “Mom did you buy bread?’
Spice: “Any cocoa?”
Mom: “Would you like to look at the Hebrew flash cards found spice?”
Spice: “I’m having cocoa and I’m going on my computer end of story.”
“Have we arrived yet? Why are we completely confused, I know I need to spend more time with the homework. Even Calculus and C++ where better then Ulpan.”

Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.


Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption]

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Sugar: “If you need any more help with your Hebrew homework Mom again I’ll be available at 5:30”
Mom: “I’m experiencing Role reversal”
Spice: “I’m so out of here.”
Mom looking at Mr. Whiskers: “Well he’s sucked into the vortex.”
Mom: “Card #1 אבדה אבד Av Aba father…psh I knew that one.”
“Card # 2 אבודה קנרית lose… loss a lost canary ha ha ha” “אבטיח מלונימ ואבטיחימ
Watermelon melons and watermelons” ” אביב Spring אבל but… I knew those.” ” אגוז nut אגם lake אולי maybe אבק dust מאובק dusty I should clean this place up.”
Mom: “I wrote some sentences Sugar… What do you think?”
Sugar: “Let’s translate them. I lost my canary. Father buys melons in spring but…”
Sugar: “Maybe we eat oranges today.”
Mom: “Did you know means dust.’
Sugar: ” לאט, לאט ” slowly, slowly
“You know it’s bad when your daughter has to explain everything to you and you have to call someone to explain a bill.” “I wonder if the Army will teach my daughters how to clean their room, do the dishes and kill Roaches and Spiders?”
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Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before

04/01/2011 – כ״ט בטבת ה׳תשע״א – כ״ט בטבת ה׳תשע״א – 19:45
Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before
Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before
A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships.
Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away.
At sunset a cat that is dressed as the 18th Century Vice Admiral of the White, Horatio Nelson sits in the chair, while his crew, the other cats wait for the stars. As the star come out, the Captain thinks: ‘Space, the final frontier… These are the voyages of the star ship enterprise, To boldly go where no cat has gone before!’

Star Trek – TV intro (season 1) (1966)
As life imitates art. we found a chair in the trash, with the cats looking at it very closely in the afternoon. We are waiting for nightfall to see if Captain Cat sits in the chair and looks up at the sky.

As life imitates art. we found a chair in the trash, with the cats looking at it very closely in the afternoon. We are waiting for nightfall to see if Captain Cat sits in the chair and looks up at the sky.

אִם תִּרְצוּ, אֵין זוֹ אַגָדַה

If you will it, it is no dream. Theodor Herzl Altneuland [Old, New Land] (1902)
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