Real Life Hamster Dance

12/01/2011 – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – ז׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 10:33

An now for something completely different!

 

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Real Life Hamster Dance
Real Life Hamster Dance
From: DeathKillFilms | December 10, 2010 Obligatory remix of adamcoastercrazy’s real life dancing hamster, Katie.
original video found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roXjPLXOP9A

Your Tax Money at work. He had a little to much to drink at the office party.

 
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Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band

10/01/2011 – ו׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – ו׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 21:09
Mom calls Alex about "A plot for a new book."

Mom calls Alex about "A plot for a new book."

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet.
Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?”
Mom: “I miss Alex and David.”
Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.”
Sugar turns the iBall on and gets ‘Pacman Bell®’.
An Alien Operator at her computer is answering: this is the Celestial Operator. What Planet, Please?”
Sugar: “Yes, we’d like Earth, Los Angeles, 818-268- er… United States.”
Celestial Operator: “Thank you for choosing ‘Pacman Bell®.”
Alex in the Crystal Ball: “hi Mom, Hi guys!”
Mom, Sugar, & spice: “Hi Alex.”
Mom: “I was thinking about a plot for a book you could write that would be really successful.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Mom: “It would be about an orphaned wizard that turns into a vampire but he’s a polite vampire.”
Alex: “that’s really random Mom.”
 
Blue Grass the the next level

So they want to set up an "Ultra Violet Grass Band"

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Mom: “he could be learning at a boarding school with other wizard vampires and then he could become a spy and save the World.”
Alex: “it’s a thought…”
Mom: “Or… how about a time traveling coyote that really was a wizard that was punished by his enemies.’
“So this Coyote turns up with a telepathic witch girl and they’re running away from his enemies.”
Alex: ‘Wait a minute Mom.”
Sugar: “oh, it’s David!”
David: “Hi Mom, spice, Sugar, Nice Story.”
Hey… Maybe this wizard Dude plays Bass guitar, the witch sings… 2 more guys playing drums and guitar and they could have a traveling band!”
Mom: “The wizard couldn’t play Bass if he was a coyote… he’d have to be turned back into a person remember.”
David: “Yeah, I’m getting into it. We could call them the veinstone Reptiles from Rigel 5… Or.. Galaxy Pioneer Band, playing Blue Grass.”
Sugar: “perhaps it could be Ultra Violet grass band.”
Spice: “Yeah, Now Alex just has to start writing so he can be published.”
David: “Then he can become Rich and Share it with everyone!”
Mom: “It was so nice talking to David and Alex.”
Spice: “Mom, I’m so glad we’re not a normal family.”
Mom: “What’s normal?”
 
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Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

06/01/2011 – א׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – א׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 13:55
Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: The sign said; "Learn Hebrew in 10 Days." You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption]

Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Here we are going to Ulpan and I’m the stupidest person in class… and a sign says learn Hebrew in 10 days.”
Mr. Whiskers: “One day at a time. Yesterday at the super I asked for cream cheese shel olives.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well shel של”
Mrs. Whiskers at Ulpan Class “Blah Blah Blah Dukma” Ulpan teacher: “I must tell you that you will never learn Hebrew in my class… for 2 days a week.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Why am I here?”
Back Home, Mrs. Whiskers: “Look what I found Dear… Hebrew Vocabulary Cards! Maybe we could have a family learning session?
Mr. Whiskers: “yes”
Sugar: “Mom did you buy bread?’
Spice: “Any cocoa?”
Mom: “Would you like to look at the Hebrew flash cards found spice?”
Spice: “I’m having cocoa and I’m going on my computer end of story.”
“Have we arrived yet? Why are we completely confused, I know I need to spend more time with the homework. Even Calculus and C++ where better then Ulpan.”

Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.

Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it's hard work.


Ulpan: Our daughter is helping us learn Hebrew. You have a choice of 10 Days or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption]

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Sugar: “If you need any more help with your Hebrew homework Mom again I’ll be available at 5:30”
Mom: “I’m experiencing Role reversal”
Spice: “I’m so out of here.”
Mom looking at Mr. Whiskers: “Well he’s sucked into the vortex.”
Mom: “Card #1 אבדה אבד Av Aba father…psh I knew that one.”
“Card # 2 אבודה קנרית lose… loss a lost canary ha ha ha” “אבטיח מלונימ ואבטיחימ
Watermelon melons and watermelons” ” אביב Spring אבל but… I knew those.” ” אגוז nut אגם lake אולי maybe אבק dust מאובק dusty I should clean this place up.”
Mom: “I wrote some sentences Sugar… What do you think?”
Sugar: “Let’s translate them. I lost my canary. Father buys melons in spring but…”
Sugar: “Maybe we eat oranges today.”
Mom: “Did you know means dust.’
Sugar: ” לאט, לאט ” slowly, slowly
“You know it’s bad when your daughter has to explain everything to you and you have to call someone to explain a bill.” “I wonder if the Army will teach my daughters how to clean their room, do the dishes and kill Roaches and Spiders?”
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