The Ham From Zot: Mr. Cheaps

28/02/2011 – כ״ד באדר א׳ ה׳תשע״א – כ״ד באדר א׳ ה׳תשע״א – 14:33

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The Ham From Zot: Mr Cheaps Page 1
The Ham The Ham from Zot Agent 8: “Hold!”Agent 87: “Good Morning 8.”

Agent 8: “Good Morning 87.”

Agent 2: “Morning, I have a new assignment for you both.”

Agent 2: “Please, sit down..we have made an exciting breakthrough with M.E.O.W. And we need you both to investigate further.”

Agent 2: “What we have discovered is a M.E.O.W. Operative we think is working at a store called, Mr. Cheaps Market by the Honey booth on Agripa Street. Your job is to observe and report daily activities.”

Agent 2: “I don’t have to tell you how important this is…any questions?”

Agent 8: “Ah the market…do you see anything feline?”

Agent 87: “Look!”

Agent 8: “I see it.”
The Ham From Zot: Mr Cheaps Page 2
page 2Agent 8: “I wonder if it’s a secret door or entrance? My tricorder doesn’t register anything beyond this.”Agent 87: “Oh, look out.”

Beauregard : Speaking with a strong Panhandle Texas accent, Beauregard offers, “May I help yoooouuuuuwww?”

Agent 8: His eyes pop,“Ah, yes just admiring your store….do you have any organic tahina?”

Beauregard : “Why yes sir, of couwwrse…this is our finest, grade A in 2 sizes.”

Agent 8: “Perhaps the smaller size.”

Agent 87: “I think we’re being watched, I got some good pictures, let’s go.”

Agent 8: “Do you think it was an entrance?”

Agent 87: “We could come back and observe, day and night, I’ll call H.Q.”

Beauregard: “Shalom yaaalll, yes this is Beauregard heeeere, I believe 2 Zot agents were in the stowwre.”

M.E.O.W. Operative Sapphire: “Yes…..thank you Beauregard, I believe they are agent 8 and 87 from Zot….seen them before…keep a watch out, they could prove dangerous, over and meowt.”

M.E.O.W. Operative Sapphire: “If those hamsters even find an agent or amulet they’ll never understand it all Ruby.

M.E.O.W. Operative Ruby: “They’re industrious yet haven’t the brain capacity. What I’m worried about is that they have discovered one of our terminals…we may have to relocate it…purrrhaps in the lady’s restroom.

M.E.O.W. Operative Sapphire: I don’t wish to have any undue attention drawn to our terminal. We may need to contact the (Outer Edge) for advise.”
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In the Dungeon

02/02/2011 – כ״ח בשבט ה׳תשע״א – כ״ח בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 11:50
Dungeons and Dragons is a multi-player role playing game in the internet, in which you battle monsters and other evil elements. Something like the Crusades of the Middle Ages or the Middle East of Today

Dungeons and Dragons is a multi-player role playing game in the internet, in which you battle monsters and other evil elements. Something like the Crusades of the Middle Ages or the Middle East of Today
In-the-Dungeon1
Are you sure we’re going the right way?Shh! I thought I heard something.

Yes, yes…we need to maximize our
position to insure we can kill the vampire.

That’s all very well, but I don’t think we can kill a vampire.

Let me look in the book.

Yeah, you have to disapperate it or something and
I don’t have a spell for that, do you?

No….I’m not that high yet. What if we do it all together?

No. We have to take turns.

Wait, shoot it with a silver bullet.

Right.

Come let’s try this tunnel..

Last time we followed you we met a dire-rat and we got blasted.
The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They successfully enter the next level.

The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They successfully enter the next level.
Here….you carry this blasted torch and I’m checking the walls for a doorway.Let me try, I can use my were-rabbit to find the entrance to the vampire’s chamber, get the gold and return to the hag by the river and collect our spells.

What if Elf-hearts rabbit fails?

I’ll cover Elf-heart and her were-rabbit.

Fine.

The were-rabbit is released into the tunnel and finds the covert entrance to the Vampire chamber where the chest full of gold is hidden. They successfully kill the Vampire with a silver bullet and Elf-heart, Black-blood, and Cat-tongue continue on to the Hawthorn Orb Master before seeking the Hag at the river to collect their new spells.

What now? How many times can you use that were-rabbit?
Twice a day, so maybe we should reserve her for ….just in case.
Get out your new spell scroll of the hawk-seeker, Black-blood.
Let’s try it on that pathway to see where to go.

This is very dangerous,
Elf-heart, Cat-tongue, stand back!

Use your shield now Cat-tongue!

A great blast ensues and Black-blood, Elf-heart, and Cat-tongue enter the next level successfully.

 
The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They are celebrating at the inn.

The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They are celebrating at the inn.
Did you see how I pushed the spell ten times the power!Yeah Black-blood. So now what?

Let’s get a bit to eat at the local pub…got any gold?

Yes a few pieces….what about you Cat-tongue?

Yeah….I have some in my secret pink velvet pouch.

At the Inn….

We’ll need a plan….

Let me digest this spaghetti and grog ale first.

Yeah, let’s just eat first.

I say we get a room at the inn for the night and
continue our quest tomorrow. Those may be trolls
coming in….keep a low profile.

Hey….What are you talking about tomorrow…it’s my birthday tomorrow.
Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer and help set the table!

Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer
and help set the table!
Yeah, Dad said he’d take us out somewhere.Where to, we go out loads.

I’m not sure, somewhere nearby I guess.

Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer
and help set the table!

Oh….boy….
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A new violin teacher

27/01/2011 – כ״ג בשבט ה׳תשע״א – כ״ג בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 00:59
Rachel has a new violin teacher

Rachel has a new violin teacher


Mother: “How was your music lesson Spice?”
Spice: “Wow it was really great.”
“My new teacher Gloria can speak English as she’s American and i understood everything.”
Mother: “Yes, That’s important.”
Spice: “We played duets and she gave me some music to learn.”
“And the best part of the lesson was when I met Fredereck!”
“Oh I just LOVE Fredereck! i want to have Gloria as my new teacher for sure.”
Mother very worried: “Who’s Fredereck?”
Spice: “Oh yeah Fredereck hid in a box for a while drank from Gloria’s flower vase and ha ha he’s her cat!”
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