Israeli eggs

"Israeli eggs are so strong that they can survive adversity

“Israeli eggs are so strong that they can survive adversity

A Mother at Jerusalem Supermarket is putting produce on the counter.
The Clerk is weighting the produce.
Mother’s hand cart tips backwards spilling the carton of eggs on the floor.
Mother: “No!”
She picks up the carton of eggs: “The eggs!”
She opens the carton of eggs: “Oh, are you alright?”
12 Israeli unbroken eggs with Berets say: “הזק הזק להת הזק”

You could not do this with California eggs, because they are too scrambled. 

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

An Israeli vacuum cleaner


Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning”
Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?”
Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.”
Mother looking at the vacuum: wow
Mother ties the vacuum to her hand cart: “Let’s go home and vacuum!”
At home the vacuum is set up and ready to go. Mother turns it on and everything is sucked into the vacuum. The Girls are holding onto each other for dear life and the Hamster is holding onto the chair..
 

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It’s 4:20 in the Morning. The Arabs are blasting with loudspeakers their ‘Call to Prayer’. The Cats are rudely woken up.
The Cats picks up a newspaper and looks at an ad
A Vampire is holding up a Cookbook. The title is ‘Ministry of Complaint – Neighborly Cook Book’
“Tired of your lousy neighbor?”
“Cook them with potatoes.”
“Economical and delicious.”
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Political Cartoon-Arutz Sheva 13December2015

“Tired of your lousy neighbor?”
“Cook them with potatoes.”
“Economical and delicious.”
The Neighborly Cookbook: Cooking with the Supernatural World
Political Cartoon-Arutz Sheva 13December2015

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The Neighborly Cookbook

Cooking with the Supernatural World

Authored by Suzanne Schulman/Butterfield

ISBN/EAN13: 1495436284 / 9781495436284
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The Neighborly Cookbook, Cooking with the Supernatural World combines a real life useful cookbook with excellent recipes and tips while juxtaposed fantasy characters, the supernatural world and your Fairy godmother. Trolls, Halflings, Elves, Mermaids, Centaurs and Fairies: a real blast! Suzanne exceeds herself in creating a compilation of world wide favorite recipes to choose from much enjoyed by her family and friends alongside superb paintings and ink drawings.