Category Archives: The Bird Cage Liner Gazette

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Street Fighting Cats

California votes to ban Styrofoam containers from state. Ocean creatures protest Styrofoam infesting water in Santa Monica Pier. After a protest from Sperm Whales and Sharks the California Legislator has banned Styrofoam Containers in California. Hurricane Katia coming up to bat on the Eastern Coast of U.S.A.(see below) Arab countries fear new Israeli secret weapon: […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Hurricane Irene

Lazer Beams: North Carolina’s Jonah Friday, 26 August 2011 North Carolina’s Jonah The Gemara says that sailors are mostly pious people. Why? Sailors see all types of life-threatening tempests and squalls at sea, so not only do they have the fear of The Almighty in their hearts, but they’re always calling His Name to save […]

The Bird Cage Liner Gazette: Obama BarBQs the Dollar

Uncle Sam enters Rehab Clinic and doesn’t want you anymore.Homeland Security declares • Veterans • Conservatives • Gun Owners • Tea party Supporters • and Cats and Dogs As terrorists in the United StatesObama BarBqs the Dollar(Obama dresses as Nero and fiddles as the Dollar Burns) See what his staff is like After The Birthday […]