Monthly Archives: January 2011 – ו׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א

Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet. Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?” Mom: “I miss Alex and David.” Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.” Sugar […]

Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

Ulpan: The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption] Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew […]

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before

Star Trek: Where no cat has gone before A group of Cats are on a Trash Dumpster. Trash or Garbage Dumpsters in Israel look like green boats or ships. Near sunset a man puts a black swivel office arm chair in the front part of the trash dumpster. The man walks away. At sunset a […]