Tag Archives: Life in Jerusalem

The Answer

Pickles an Orange Tabby: What’s wrong?” Moshiko a Siamese cat: “I read these psychology book… I thought I’d find the answer to all my problems.” Moshiko: “I tried blaming others for my troubles and found out…It didn’t help solve what’s bothering me.” Moshiko: “then I blamed myself and this didn’t help solve my problems,” “And […]

Bread Wars

Bread Wars -Think Star Wars opening scenes; Two Arab Rats scheming; Lord Bloodlust: “Vacuum Brain, My old friend, Listen for 8 days the cats forsake eating Bread.” “For the cats it is a sin. So, in the entrances of the citadel we must sell bread to their non-religious cats to stain them and keep them […]

Charlaine Harris

Betty Cat is reading a Charlaine Harris book. Bob Cat: “Are you alright?” Betty Cat: “These are so good I can’t put the books down.” Bob Cat: “Haven’t you already read those?” Betty Cat: “Ah yes… But I can’t seem to stop myself.” “This is just the fourth time.” Bob Cat: “That’s insane!” Betty Cat: […]