In the Dungeon

02/02/2011 – כ״ח בשבט ה׳תשע״א – כ״ח בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 11:50
Dungeons and Dragons is a multi-player role playing game in the internet, in which you battle monsters and other evil elements. Something like the Crusades of the Middle Ages or the Middle East of Today

Dungeons and Dragons is a multi-player role playing game in the internet, in which you battle monsters and other evil elements. Something like the Crusades of the Middle Ages or the Middle East of Today
In-the-Dungeon1
Are you sure we’re going the right way?Shh! I thought I heard something.

Yes, yes…we need to maximize our
position to insure we can kill the vampire.

That’s all very well, but I don’t think we can kill a vampire.

Let me look in the book.

Yeah, you have to disapperate it or something and
I don’t have a spell for that, do you?

No….I’m not that high yet. What if we do it all together?

No. We have to take turns.

Wait, shoot it with a silver bullet.

Right.

Come let’s try this tunnel..

Last time we followed you we met a dire-rat and we got blasted.
The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They successfully enter the next level.

The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They successfully enter the next level.
Here….you carry this blasted torch and I’m checking the walls for a doorway.Let me try, I can use my were-rabbit to find the entrance to the vampire’s chamber, get the gold and return to the hag by the river and collect our spells.

What if Elf-hearts rabbit fails?

I’ll cover Elf-heart and her were-rabbit.

Fine.

The were-rabbit is released into the tunnel and finds the covert entrance to the Vampire chamber where the chest full of gold is hidden. They successfully kill the Vampire with a silver bullet and Elf-heart, Black-blood, and Cat-tongue continue on to the Hawthorn Orb Master before seeking the Hag at the river to collect their new spells.

What now? How many times can you use that were-rabbit?
Twice a day, so maybe we should reserve her for ….just in case.
Get out your new spell scroll of the hawk-seeker, Black-blood.
Let’s try it on that pathway to see where to go.

This is very dangerous,
Elf-heart, Cat-tongue, stand back!

Use your shield now Cat-tongue!

A great blast ensues and Black-blood, Elf-heart, and Cat-tongue enter the next level successfully.

 
The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They are celebrating at the inn.

The Girls are playing Dungeon and Dragons. They are celebrating at the inn.
Did you see how I pushed the spell ten times the power!Yeah Black-blood. So now what?

Let’s get a bit to eat at the local pub…got any gold?

Yes a few pieces….what about you Cat-tongue?

Yeah….I have some in my secret pink velvet pouch.

At the Inn….

We’ll need a plan….

Let me digest this spaghetti and grog ale first.

Yeah, let’s just eat first.

I say we get a room at the inn for the night and
continue our quest tomorrow. Those may be trolls
coming in….keep a low profile.

Hey….What are you talking about tomorrow…it’s my birthday tomorrow.
Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer and help set the table!

Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer
and help set the table!
Yeah, Dad said he’d take us out somewhere.Where to, we go out loads.

I’m not sure, somewhere nearby I guess.

Spice, Sugar, can you get off the computer
and help set the table!

Oh….boy….
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A new violin teacher

27/01/2011 – כ״ג בשבט ה׳תשע״א – כ״ג בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 00:59
Rachel has a new violin teacher

Rachel has a new violin teacher


Mother: “How was your music lesson Spice?”
Spice: “Wow it was really great.”
“My new teacher Gloria can speak English as she’s American and i understood everything.”
Mother: “Yes, That’s important.”
Spice: “We played duets and she gave me some music to learn.”
“And the best part of the lesson was when I met Fredereck!”
“Oh I just LOVE Fredereck! i want to have Gloria as my new teacher for sure.”
Mother very worried: “Who’s Fredereck?”
Spice: “Oh yeah Fredereck hid in a box for a while drank from Gloria’s flower vase and ha ha he’s her cat!”
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A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you

25/01/2011 – כ׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – כ׳ בשבט ה׳תשע״א – 16:37
A vegetarian diet is not only healthy by lowering your weight and cholesterol, but is good for the earth.

A vegetarian diet is not only healthy by lowering your weight and cholesterol, but is good for the earth.

2001: A Space Odyssey centrifuge; The ultimate Hamster Wheel

2001: A Space Odyssey centrifuge; The ultimate Hamster Wheel

Mrs. Whiskers is at the Doctor’s office. Doctor: “You’re seriously overweight, you have extremely high cholesterol. I will give you a new medicine for the cholesterol.”
Mrs. Whiskers: Sigh.
Doctor: “And I need to tell you need a complete lifestyle change. Are you exercising?”
Mr. Whiskers: I’m not saying a word.
Mrs. Whiskers: “I don’t have a car anymore so I walk so much now.”
Agent 71 (Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “I go on my wheel all night long. I suggest buying a wheel.”
Doctor: “I suggest a vegetarian Diet.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Thank you. Doctor”
Agent 71 (Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Let’s hear it for Animal rights.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m so tired and it’s only 2:00.”
Mr. Whiskers: “Did you eat lunch?”
Agent 71: “I love raisins!”
Mr. Whiskers: “Here have some lentils and rice.”
Agent 71: “yum!”
Mrs. Whiskers: “this is sooo depressing… now its lentils & rice.”
Vegetarian Times is a great magazine
A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you.

A Vegetarian Diet is actually great tasting and good for you.

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Mrs. Whiskers:”If I was younger I’d exercise… but I’ve no energy… who cares hum… this says eat onlly organic produce & grains.”
“This book says for women to not eat fruit except lemons and limes. No flour, wheat, yeast beard or sugar of any kind.”
“New medicine says avoid citrus fruits.”
Agent 71: “I honestly think this is way too much info.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “this magazine says not to eat beans, tofu soysauce… don’t eat gourds, carrots but eating meat is ok… well, not for me.”
Agent 71: “that’s gross.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m left with greens, potatoes, veges rice and millet… seeds”
Agent 71: “Sounds like the Hammy Food Plan… have some of mine.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Well, I’m still having my cocoa and soy mild.”
Agent 71: “Nobody’s perfect.”
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