Charlaine Harris

20/04/2011 – ט״ז בניסן ה׳תשע״א – ט״ז בניסן ה׳תשע״א – 13:43

Betty Cat is reading a Charlaine Harris book.
Bob Cat: “Are you alright?”
Betty Cat: “These are so good I can’t put the books down.”
Bob Cat: “Haven’t you already read those?”
Betty Cat: “Ah yes… But I can’t seem to stop myself.”
“This is just the fourth time.”
Bob Cat: “That’s insane!”
Betty Cat: “I’ll get up.”

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Betty Cat makes Coffee, Washes the Dishes, Sorts the dirty laundry and puts it into the Washing Machine. Then she vacuums the Carpets, and Cooks.
Betty Cat is back reading a Charlaine Harris book: “Back to Charlaine Harris.”

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Israeli eggs

07/04/2011 – ג׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – ג׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – 13:30

“Israeli eggs are so strong that they can survive adversity

A Mother at Jerusalem Supermarket is putting produce on the counter.
The Clerk is weighting the produce.
Mother’s hand cart tips backwards spilling the carton of eggs on the floor.
Mother: “No!”
She picks up the carton of eggs: “The eggs!”
She opens the carton of eggs: “Oh, are you alright?”
12 Israeli unbroken eggs with Berets say: “הזק הזק להת הזק”

You could not do this with California eggs, because they are too scrambled.

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An Israeli vacuum cleaner

06/04/2011 – ב׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – ב׳ בניסן ה׳תשע״א – 08:43

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning”
Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?”
Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.”
Mother looking at the vacuum: wow
Mother ties the vacuum to her hand cart: “Let’s go home and vacuum!”
At home the vacuum is set up and ready to go. Mother turns it on and everything is sucked into the vacuum. The Girls are holding onto each other for dear life and the Hamster is holding onto the chair..