Category Archives: Life in Jerusalem

Daily life in Jerusalem; What is effecting us daily, comments about life in Jerusalem and the world around us, family and friends,

Charlaine Harris

Betty Cat is reading a Charlaine Harris book. Bob Cat: “Are you alright?” Betty Cat: “These are so good I can’t put the books down.” Bob Cat: “Haven’t you already read those?” Betty Cat: “Ah yes… But I can’t seem to stop myself.” “This is just the fourth time.” Bob Cat: “That’s insane!” Betty Cat: […]

Israeli eggs

A Mother at Jerusalem Supermarket is putting produce on the counter. The Clerk is weighting the produce. Mother’s hand cart tips backwards spilling the carton of eggs on the floor. Mother: “No!” She picks up the carton of eggs: “The eggs!” She opens the carton of eggs: “Oh, are you alright?” 12 Israeli unbroken eggs […]

An Israeli vacuum cleaner

Mother is at the Hadar Mall looking at Vacuum Cleanings: “I’m going to have to get a vacuum — it’s time for Pesach cleaning” Mother to Saleswoman: “Do you have a cheap vacuum?” Saleswoman: “Yes, This is the least expensive, but just remember it’s an Israeli vacuum.” Mother looking at the vacuum: wow Mother ties […]