Tag Archives: Politics

The White House Intern

White house male intern:”Mr. President sorry, to interrupt. But we are trying to schedule plans for August.” Obama watching Basketball on TV: hum.” Say, have my popularity ratings gone up yet?” Intern: “Well Sir, I’ll have to find out for you. We wanted to know if you were planning anything special for August. Obama: “Since […]

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]

Return to regular routine

The Cats are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “This was an act of a coward!” The Porcupines are watching Jerusalem Mayor Barkat on TV. Jerusalem Mayor Barkat: “It’s important to return to our regular routines as quickly as possible.” A Cat talking on his cell phone while eating a sandwich: “Hey… […]