Tag Archives: Aliyah – Jewish immigration to Israel

Celestial Operator:Ultra Violet Grass Band

The Celestial Operator is a crystal ball which connects people to each other. similar to a video phone or Skype® or a galactic internet. Sugar: “what’s the matter Mom?” Mom: “I miss Alex and David.” Sugar: “Let’s use the iBall® (like an iPhone but for the galactic internet) again, he never answers the phone.” Sugar […]

Ulpan: The sign said: “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.”

Ulpan: The sign said; “Learn Hebrew in 10 Days.” You have a choice of 10 Days, 5 Days a week for 6 months or Twice a week for 10 Months, either way it’s hard work.[/caption] Mr. and Mrs. Whiskers are in the Hallway at Ulpan. Mrs. Whiskers is very mad. The sign said; “Learn Hebrew […]

Buy locally and save.

Click here for larger image A Yeshiva in Jerusalem, Men are studying. Somewhere in the world (China) a Siamese cat is taking an internet order: “You wish to purchase this product code # 389 269 5452 9 89… Tracking # 566 8666… And that will be $100 for extra shipping costs, insurance fees…. Taxes and […]

Ulpan; Hebrew the easy way!

Click here for larger image Ulpan Teacher: “Yammer,yammer, Le ech bo” Mr. Whiskers: “What did she say?” Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m not sure.” Mr. Whiskers: “Write it all down. I can’t see the backboard.” Mrs. Whiskers: “I have the tape recorder going, you can listen at home.” Ulpan Teacher: “Blah blah blah yammer Yammer Lee le […]