Ulpan; Hebrew the easy way!

Ulpan Teacher: “Yammer,yammer, Le ech bo”
Mr. Whiskers: “What did she say?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’m not sure.”
Mr. Whiskers: “Write it all down. I can’t see the backboard.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I have the tape recorder going, you can listen at home.”
Ulpan Teacher: “Blah blah blah yammer Yammer Lee le ech cha cha cha?” “Mr. Whiskers, Blah Blah Duma?”
Mr. Whiskers: “Oh…Er…Eh…”
Ulpan Teacher: “Infinitive Blah blah le BU” “Now we will take a short break re nezte”
Mr. Whiskers: “I need to see your notes… I can’t see the board and the book’s print is unreadable.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Have a sandwich.”
Mr. Whiskers: “I feel sick… I have a headache.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Lets see it’s LBV and M Who he he she Llamu why me who.”
Mr. Whiskers: “My eyes hurt, I’m leaving. I’m going to buy some peanuts.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I’ll see you later.”
Mr. Whiskers: “I just have one more problem. My back is killing me, my eyes hurt and I think I’m hoing to throw up.”

Our Ulpan class in Jerusalem Israel 12-2010 at the Holy Lands Museum

This entry was written by Staff, posted on 01/01/2011 – כ״ו בטבת ה׳תשע״א – כ״ו בטבת ה׳תשע״א at 21:24, and filed under Aliyah: Jewish immigration to Israel, Ulpan and tagged Aliyah - Jewish immigration to Israel, Ulpan.