Category Archives: The Hamster from ZOT

A parody of the 1960’s TV series “The Man from UNCLE”, about a secret Hamster organization, sworn to protect mankind. The story involves a new immigrant family and their pet Hamster, from Los Angeles, California, adjusting to life in Jerusalem, learning Hebrew in Ulpan, dealing with the shops, daily life, and the bureaucracy.

The Ham from ZOT: The Escape

Cat 1 and Cat 2 at M.E.O.W. headquarters (see Secret Orders). In the Dungeon of M.E.O.W. headquarters are Agents 8 and 87. Agent 87 in her own cell. “8… I think we need to escape tonight.” In a separate cell, are a Migrating Bird and Agent 8. Agent 8: “All right 87 that laser knife […]

The Ham from ZOT: Captured by MEOW

Aliens to M.E.O.W. Cat: “Even now ZOT agents are infiltrating M.E.O.W. H.Q…. They must be apprehended. Cat: Right-oo I’ll send Beauregard.” Beauregard listening on his cell phone to the Cat: Check the back of the store right now!” Beauregard in shock finds the two ZOT agents going up the stairs in the back. Agent 8: […]

The Ham from ZOT: Happy Purim 5771

Agent 2 (the Boss) wearing a Cat mask: “Meow.” Agent 30 (Miss. Sweetums) is scared and Mad!: “*@*^%$^&!!!” Agent 87: “Oh my.”  

The Ham from ZOT: What’s wrong Mom?

Mother to her daughter Spice: “Ever since we’ve moved I have lost my identity, I’m suffering from memory loss… I’m in a downturn.” “When I was young I’d be able to pet my cat… but I’m so allergic to them and we’re not allowed a cat or dog here.” Agent 71(Mr. Whiskers Hamster): “Suddenly I […]