Color Red Alert: Missile Attack on Jerusalem

Missile Attack on Jerusalem Israel Color Red Alert Siren

Missile Attack on Jerusalem Israel Color Red Alert Siren

Jerusalem Israel: The Air Raid Siren is whiling outside:
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRUUUUUU!!!
Mother bird chirps to her nestlings, “Moshe, drop that worm!
Mr. Worm peeps, “Baruch Hashem.”
Everyone prepared?  Get into formation now.”
RRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
At the home of Mr. Whiskers…
Mrs. Whiskers:“We have no time, let’s go Spice!”
Kichi, the Cat is looking through his binoculars out the window.
Spice: “Kichi, there you are!  Naughty kitty, we have to go downstairs.”
Kichi types on Mr. Whisker’s computer, “Code Red, birds heading South-West, flight pattern Alef.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Where’s Sugar?”
Spice: “She was walking Hedva’s dog… and she’s downstairs””
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Mrs. Whiskers: “You got the key?”
Spice: “Yada….the key.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “You got the key?”
Spice: “Yada ….the key.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “You got the key?”
Spice: “I said, Mom, grab the key.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I thought you said I got the key.”
Spice: “No, I said grab the key.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Uh oo…….We’re locked out?”
Spice: “Yep”
Kichi thinks to herself, ‘Humans are so irritating.”
Meanwhile, looking through binoculars at Gaza the K9-Brigade has their own meeting
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Loudspeaker Announcement: “Now hear this, now hear this, all K9 groups, Code Magenta!”
First Officer Pup says, “Oh wow! The commander said Code Magenta.”
Second Officer responds, “I never thought to hear that command code woofed in my lifetime!”
Sergeant  Striker barks, “Yep, that’s what The Man said,  that’s what he said,” smiling, drooling dogs gaze adoringly at their Sergeant.
Sergeant  Striker:“Whoever you find, eat-em!”
“Yep, that’s what the boss said.”

15 Seconds in Sderot, Israel

Emuna, Tzadikim and Torah are the only thing that can protect us.

Emuna, Tzadikim and Torah are the only thing that can protect us.

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