Anger Management

Anger Management

Anger Management

Orderly Dog: “triage!”
Dr. Tweet in straitjacket screaming: “I hate People!”
Dr. Dog: “humf”
Mrs. Whiskers shocked
Dr. Dog: “Mrs. Vhiskers just relax and tell me your dreamz.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Vell… well um…  Dr. Dog my last dream”
Mrs. Whiskers: “I dreampt  that when my husband began yelling at me when he came home, I put hime in the crockpot.”
Mrs. Whiskers: “Then things got quiet.”
Dr. Dog: “Ah, zooo Mrs. Vhiskers have you had diz dream before?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “No, but I told it to my husband and he laughed.”
Dr. Dog: “Ya?”
Mrs. Whiskers: “He wanted to know if it was a dream or reality?”

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